What word gives you a perverted giggle every time you hear it?

[LostInAnomie]

"Hung" and "meat" always crack me up.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. Pianist.

Best. Faux-dirty. Word. Ever.

I described myself quite intentionally as this to a (male) friend the other day, and got to see him go through several stages of surprise, embarrassment, and then realization that I was NOT talking about the (what he thinks :eyes: is a) monstrosity between his legs.

:rofl:

[dolo amber]

2. Erected

"The monument was erected in honor of..."

Heh..heh heh heh...heh...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. That always makes me smile, too.

Really, what a poor choice of words, especially when someone speaks it. I can almost ignore the written word, but not the spoken. Any word that has "-erec-" in it makes my head pop up. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

Masticate!

What?

[TOhioLiberal]

3. Kumquat...

...best fake dirty word ever. :)

[swag]

4. Hedges

[KitchenWitch]

6. You have issues!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

7. Kitchen Witch

just makes me giggle pervertedly although everytime I giggle it's pervertedly because I'm a pervert!


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

10. I have that effect on most het men!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

11. Het Men?

:wtf:

[KitchenWitch]

12. heterosexual

Geez

:P

[SPKrazy]

13. I Don't Understand These "California Terms"

it's like you are in another country or something

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

16. Please, I have been using het as shorthand for heterosexual

since the 1980s, where the hell have YOU been?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

20. In Frickin' Oklahoma And Arkansas

where we say heterosexual

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

26. Y'all's backwards!

:P

[Arugula Latte]

8. Uvula!

[Left Is Write]

9. Nude.

Especially when pronounced "newwwwwwd"

[SPKrazy]

14. Perseverate

[Drum]

15. Aquascutum.

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Douchebag

:hide:

[Bullwinkle925]

18. Uranus

that's all

[Bullwinkle925]

19. self-delete

[MonkeyFunk]

21. "Penal"

and "rectory".

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Penal code.

[blockhead]

23. moist.

[Orsino]

24. Succulent. n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

25. Sheboygan!

[KitchenWitch]

27. Good memories of Sheboygan?

:rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

31. Nah. It just sounds vaguely naughty

Quite a set of Sheboygans you've got there!

[Jimbo S]

47. Thanks! Now my mind is permanently scarred

[SOteric]

28. Pupu Platter

[Kali]

29. nipple

especially at the HARDware store.

[Deep13]

30. wood

[liberal hypnotist]

32. Zygotic Stimulation!

[azmouse]

33. Innuendo

[LaraMN]

34. "Peanuts," because

my middle kid actually pronounced it "penis," for a length of time.

[Hugin]

35. Littoral.

:rofl:

[Little Wing]

36. Bung

[pdx_prog]

37. Pooh

We have a Vietnamese girl named Pooh where I work. I have a cross dressing (and very feminine) draftsman that works close to me. When she calls him for something he answers the phone with a very loud and flamboyant, "Hey Pooh!".

She also made some cookies not long ago......"Pooh Cookies"....lol

[azmouse]

39. Oh boy does that remind me of a story!

I lived in CA for a few years and was responsible for the hiring at a small company. We had a lot of Vietnamese applicants. One day I was looking for someone I was supposed to interview. So I walked up to the person whose name was Hung, said "Excuse me, are you Hung?"
I knew, I just knew, the second the words were out that I'd never live that down. :rofl:

[Deep13]

38. package

heh-heh-heh

[ChoralScholar]

40. I don't really know,

but I had a little moment when I put on my resume "to expose myself to as many children as possible"

Maybe I shouldn't put that.

[Strawman]

41. shuttlecock

[skypilot]

42. Tittie

Or titty. Not sure of the spelling anymore.

On edit: More of a childish giggle than a perverted one.

[youthere]

43. Rigid.

[AllegroRondo]

44. Wankle rotary engine

[crim son]

45. You folks have listed them all, especially

erected, uranus and penal. I thought it was just me. :7

[Deep13]

46. Boehner

[edbermac]

48. Semprini

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. Turgid...

:rofl: