Want to get transported to the Isle of Lesbos ???

[Skittles]

Check out this description of actress Gloria Holden in the IMDB:

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0390192/bio

Whoa Nellie !! :7

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I'm not even gonna waste time packing a bag

Come on, let's get movin'!

[commander bunnypants]

70. Hah, playing poker with the lesbian wing of the family

on Friday night. I better make sure I can cover my bets. Or I feel they will string me up and offer me as a sacrifice to Sappho.

DDQM

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. oooh....how do I get to this Island?

I've always like Lesbosians.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Whoa!!!!

Actually, you know the original Lesbians also had sex with men...

[Skittles]

4. PLEASE DO IMPART MORE OF YO' LESBIAN TRIVIA, DAVID LEE

:7

[GOPisEvil]

7. Hey - it was on The History Channel.

It had to be true, right? :D

[VelmaD]

6. I guess it doesn't matter how old a boy gets...

they still hang onto that fantasy of being in the middle of a girl-boy-girl sammich.

[Skittles]

8. GOPisEvil is FILLED with lesbian trivia !!!

he is GREAT for party tricks !!!

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. girl-boy-girl?

How about girl, girl, girl, girl, boy, girl, girl, girl, girl, Brittney Spears, girl, girl, girl.... :D

[VelmaD]

10. Honey...

if there are that many girls involved what makes you think they'd need you there? :P

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. well, you know

There might be a spider in the room or something. :D

[Skittles]

14. YOU KNOW IT VELMA

:thumbsup: they'd make him run errands

[VelmaD]

16. Oh oh oh, even better...

we could make him vaccuum nekkid while we watch and giggle. :giggle:

[Skittles]

19. HEY MAGIC RAT ! GO GET US SOME WHATABURGERS !

AND THEN VACUUM THE RUG !!!

[VelmaD]

21. mmm...whataburger...

they make the bestest french fries EVER *drool*

[GOPisEvil]

23. Mmmmm...WHATABURGER!

Yo, Magic Rat, bring me back a double cheeseburger and bigass fries...thanks!

[VelmaD]

26. Belay that order...

aren't you supposed to be dieting?

Wait a minute, aren't I supposed to be dieting too?

MAGIC RAT...BRING ME AND GOPisEvil A COUPLE OF CHICKEN SAMMICHES WITH NO MAYO! :-)

[GOPisEvil]

27. F*CK THAT!!! Everyone is allowed to splurge every once in a while.

If you deprive yourself, the more likely you are to just pig out on a massive level.

[VelmaD]

29. True...but...

I am a bottomless pit when it comes to Whataburger french fries. Just one is two too many. I need a 12-step program. It's sad. :-(

[GOPisEvil]

34. Well, only buy one package...

...don't just sit in the store where you can buy more...

[VelmaD]

37. Don't go confusing the issue...

with logic.

[Skittles]

35. THANKS GUYS

NOW I'M CRAVING A FREAKING WHATACHEESEBURGER & FRIES. :o

[GOPisEvil]

39. They're open late.

;-)

[Skittles]

46. that is one good thing about living in a metroplex

it's 1/4 mile down the road and open all night. :D

[GOPisEvil]

12. I guess this is what I get for watching The History Channel.

And, um...not a sammich guy. It's stressful enough pleasing ONE woman. Another would make me all self-conscious.

[VelmaD]

17. You wanta please a woman...

I got one word for you...emeralds. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

18. Rubies? Sapphires?

:P

[VelmaD]

20. Nope...just emeralds...

don't ask me why but I swear to god it's true.

Not that I'd turn down sapphires or rubies. But emeralds are IT.

[GOPisEvil]

22. I'll keep that in mind.

Do you speak for all women, or just you? You know us boys - we need simple. :D

[VelmaD]

24. Both

They work on me and on every other woman I've ever met.

I'm so nice, passing out this free advice. :-) I should have a column or something.

You coudl return the favor and tell me what works on boys...besides porn that is. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

25. I appreciate the free advice!

I need all I can get. :-)

[VelmaD]

28. Well, given my fucked up life...

you know exactly how many pounds of salt you have to take that advice with.

[GOPisEvil]

30. Heh...true...

Those who can't do, teach? :D

[populistmom]

31. No emeralds

I could care less. I just hope that someday, sometime (perhaps my current one will magically morph :shrug: ) a smart, sexy, imaginative man, who can keep up with me, be creative, be assertive yet gentle, not be intimidated by me, not make jokes when I open up to my needs, and stay around for awhile to show a bit of warmth as well.

At this point, I'm not holding my breath. I wish I had the inclination to visit Lesbos, but you freakin' males with your maleness. :evilgrin: Arrhhhggggg! :evilfrown:

(as I bang my head against the wall of my life yet again)

edited because I forgot to spell check as always

[VelmaD]

36. Oh, I want all that stuff...

and emeralds too. :-)

Aim high and keep hope alive chica. :hug:

[populistmom]

56. Perhaps I should rethink the emerald thing

I even (really) have green eyes. Perhaps, it's time to forgo love and just be the proverbial gold digger. My experiences with love either involved subsequent rejection, bad timing, or other assorted oddities.

Hope, isn't that a town in Arkansas?

[VelmaD]

59. Don't listen to me on love...

considering the fucked up state of my lovelife. I'm picky. Hell - I want true love, hot monkey sex, and emeralds. This explains why I'm single again at 33. :-)

[supernova]

32. Rubies are it

for me baby. It isn't call The King of Gems for nothing.

And it happens to be my birthstone. :D

[GOPisEvil]

38. You women are so confusing...

...pick a gem, dammit!

DIAMONDS? :D

[VelmaD]

41. Diamonds are too easy...

any idiot can go buy diamonds. They're a cliche.

Since the other girls have decided to disagree with me on the emeralds thing here's some advice I think they'll agree with. Watch her for a bit...figure out what color she wears a lot...then buy the precious gem that matches. Shows you're paying attention.

The emerald thing works like a charm on women who want to believe they have green eyes. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

45. Damn...pay attention?

Don't y'all come with Cliff Notes or something? Sheesh... ;-)

Last time I bought jewelry for a woman after paying attention to her, she ended up telling me she just wanted to be friends. :grr:

[VelmaD]

50. Sigh...that woman was in idiot

I will literally fall at the feet of the first man who buys me real live, grown up jewelry.

[GOPisEvil]

52. Yep - she was an idiot...he freaking loss.

On that happy note, I'm going to sleep.

GOOD NIGHT! :hi:

[VelmaD]

55. Nighty night...

Don't let the bed bugs bite. :-)

[supernova]

51. Pearls

are always a good choice, no matter her coloring.

Esp a set of "night & day" (black and white) pearls. Being a water sign, I would never turn down pearls.

[VelmaD]

53. Yup, pearls are nice...

also a very grown-up kinda present. Plus they can be very sexy and very formal and work appropriate all at the same time.

[populistmom]

54. Be careful saying THAT to a male!

[supernova]

57. Why?

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

58. *snort*

Hee...our brains are all in the gutter tonight.

Girls give it away too easy nowadays. Gotta tell him if he wants to give you THAT kind of pearl necklace you better be getting a real one FIRST. ;-)

[supernova]

62. Umm, still not getting it

Color me dense.

[populistmom]

63. Listen to Velma

Nevermind, I don't want to get banned or something.

[VelmaD]

64. I think we all know I am not capable...

of the delicacy required to answer this question without it getting deleted. :-) But here goes.

Think about something involved with sex that is kinda pearly white.

If you still aren't getting it - go google.

If that doesn't work - PM me or something.

[supernova]

65. Oh Big Deal

I thought you guys were talking about some exotic sexual aid. It's not like I ain't seen that before. *yawn*

edit: I just neve heard it refered to as a pearl necklace before.

[supernova]

67. OTOH, ZZ Top

it adds new meaning to the ZZ Top song "Pearl Necklace" :7

[GOPisEvil]

69. Uhhhh...new meaning?

...that's not jewelry she's talkin' 'bout...it really don't cost that much...

;-)

[supernova]

71. So I'm a late comer

:7

I didn't get that until now. Do I get a party or somthin'? Huh Huh. Huhn. Huh.

[GOPisEvil]

72. *glances at 10-foot-pole in the corner*

All I'm willing to say is: :evilgrin:

[supernova]

73. Hey now,

I haven't spent much time in Texas. How could I have known that? ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

74. Just check out the lyrics...

Pearl Necklace
(El Loco, 1981)

She's really upset with me again
I didn't give her what she likes
I don't know what to tell her
Don't know what to say
Everything got funky last night

She was really bombed
And I was really blown away
Until I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to say
A pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace

She gets a charge out of bein' so weird
Digs gettin' downright strange
But I can keep a handle on anything
Just this side of deranged

She was gettin' bombed
And I was gettin' blown away
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say
A pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace

She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush
And that's jewelry she's talkin' about
It really don't cost that much

She was gettin' bombed
And I was gettin' blown away
And she took it in her hand
And this is what she had to say
A pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace

[supernova]

42. OK,

but good rubies get me salivating.

I went to the mineral and gem show in Raleigh back in the Spring and met a jeweler who specializes in Rubies (originally from Hong Kong, now lives in Atlanta). He offered to design a Ruby ring for me.

I have his name and telephone # and fully intend to take him up on it.

Rubies look better with my coloring. Espcially the classic ones that look that deep fushcia pink.

[GOPisEvil]

48. I guess I'll go with the "pay attention" thing...

...hard work, but worth it, right? :D

[ZenLefty]

13. girl-boy-girl is so 2-dimensional

girl
girl | girl
girl-boy-girl
girl | girl
girl

:D

[VelmaD]

15. You straight boys...

are so damn cute.

Throw in about 5 more guys and we've got a party goin' on. :-) Don't worry. In the morning you can all pretend you never got anywhere near each other. ;-)

[101 Proof]

5. Take me to the island of Lesbos pronto!

:wow:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Nah

Been there...done that

[GOPisEvil]

40. Get the t-shirt?

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. and the travel bag

[VelmaD]

44. And if so...

are there any pics of you wearing it for a wet t-shirt contest? ;-)

[Skittles]

47. ANY FREE MILES ???

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

61. No but I do have a free companion pass

:D

[WillyT]

49. Landed Ashore There Once, But Was Summarily Turned Around...

and Banished. Yep, sent me and my little dingy packin' they did!

:hi::evilgrin::hi:

[JohnKleeb]

60. Can I swim to this island?

:evilgrin:

[WillyT]

66. Hell John, I Think They've Locked Us In Steerage !!!

:hi:

[supernova]

68. An island which cannot be found, except

by those who already know where it is! :evilgrin:

[Skittles]

75. lol.........supernova

true, true :)