The last person to see you in the nude, other than an SO?

[ohiosmith]

[RetroLounge]

1. Max

my dog...

RL

[Lumily]

71. My 8 year old daughter.

She refuses to knock saying, "It's just me", when she walks in and I make a fuse. However, if I walk in on her while she's changing clothes or showering, I'm the worst person in the world.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. OB/Gyn

TMI

[eyepaddle]

3. A bunch of dudes in the locker room

showering off the chlorine from a kayak skills session in a pool.

Yep, there was w whole lotta direct eye contact goin' on!

[ThomCat]

57. I love locker rooms

:9

That direct eye contact thing sucks though. That's not where the view is. I peek.

[eyepaddle]

60. Oh my.

oh my indeed! :rofl:

[swimboy]

66. You're not the only one.

I hear even straight guys check each other out.

[ThomCat]

78. That's when the eye contact get's interesting.

:7

[eyepaddle]

82. I repeat: oh my.

Oh my indeed! ;)

[ThomCat]

93. I wonder how many straight boys will read this subthread

and avoid the gym for weeks. :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Matcom. At least, according to his website.

:eyes:

Looks like another restraining order is on its way...

[matcom]

15. keep 'em coming big boy

later today, i'll update it with that pic I have of you and the goat ;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. Me.

Not pretty. :scared:

[skygazer]

6. My surgeon

[LaraMN]

7. I have my suspicions about the fitting room I was in, this morning.

There were people working up in the ceiling, and I noticed after a while that I could suddenly hear them RIGHT above my fitting room.

If they got a show, they got a show. I hope it made their day.
:eyes:

[BarenakedLady]

8. I refuse to answer that question

On the grounds that it may incriminate me.:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. That's my answer exactly.

I would definitely not want to incriminate myself either. :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

19. Your answers are unacceptable. The requested information is needed to complete your files.

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. Files? What files? Is that you, Agent Mike?

:rofl: :hi:

[ohiosmith]

34. THE files. Who I am is of no concern of your's.

[BarenakedLady]

67. Are you addressing me as well?

[billyskank]

54. Well it wasn't me

:cry:

;)

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

70. ...

There, there, sweetie... :) ;) :* :hug:

[billyskank]

81. I'll be a good boy, I promise

;)

:* :hug:

:loveya:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

26. Nothing criminal here ...

but it's too damn cold in the doghouse ...

so I plead the fifth as well.

:scared:

[MissMillie]

9. my doctor

a had a physical in August.

[sniffa]

11. who hasn't seen me naked?

:shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

12. *raises hand*

:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

14. I think there's an old guy in Peru who might have missed it.

[bicentennial_baby]

35. i'm a lucky grrrl

you know that's the real reason that i get up at that godawful time every morning, just to watch you being all hot and naked before work :9

:loveya:

[sniffa]

36. oh, you

:blush:

i thought it was so that one day you'll make my coffee for me. :P

:loveya:

[ThomCat]

41. *ahem*

:9

[swimboy]

47. Me

When are you going to correct this situation?

[Deep13]

13. Nosy neighbor with binoculars.

Just kidding.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. all my friends at some point or the other have seen me naked

as have most of my family. i change while chatting with them etc

my best guess is that tomasz was the last person to see me completely naked

[pdx_prog]

40. Hey, not ALL of your friends!

I'm always the last to know EVERYTHING....

:bounce:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

64. that has a lot to do with all my friends being gay boys or straight girls

or ex lovers

[AllegroRondo]

17. My dog

he seemed unimpressed.

[azmouse]

18. My mother.

We shared a room at a resort last June. Hey, she changed my diaper when I was a baby and we're both women.
I have no embarrassment about being naked in front of my mother.

[Orsino]

20. Possibly my last sergeant major...

..or the other soldiers in my barracks, before I married and moved out. I didn't charge for peeks, back then.

[reyd reid reed]

21. My kids

They think absolutely nothing of a closed door. It's almost like an invitation...if the door's closed, then they know they've found me.

x(

[flvegan]

22. All the visitors to www.flveganexposed.com

Both of them.

[ThomCat]

43. There is no such site.

:cry:

I know, I checked.

[LeftyMom]

45. Yeah, but I have the goods and I take paypal.

:D

[ThomCat]

46. Name a price.

:7

[LeftyMom]

49. hmmm

thinking

[BarenakedLady]

68. Doh!

Not fair. You really shouldn't tease a girl that way. Evil...

[Crabby Appleton]

23. doctor

[Bucky]

24. The students at my school and their stupid, close-minded parents

Like a fool, I just assumed they'd appreciate my act of solidarity with them in protesting the student dress code. Grrr....

[ornotna]

83. oops

:rofl:

[Zavulon]

25. Some girl looking through a telescope from across the street.

That's probably not true, but I can dream.

[liontamer]

28. chris

[auntAgonist]

29. probably my surgeon n/t

[seemunkee]

30. My camping buddy

Skinny dipping at Lake Mead

[taterguy]

31. About 200 folks at a clothing optional 5K run last July

[LynneSin]

32. My cats?

I am not a nude person

[A-Schwarzenegger]

33. The mailman.

[Norwood]

37. A girl I went out with last week

One night stand

[bikebloke]

38. Strangers

Maybe it was Trinity Beach, Queensland or some beach in Seattle.

[slj0101]

39. A professional masseuse.

[northzax]

42. according to the log

a 64 year old man in the Czech Republic who visited nakednorthzax.com

[LeftyMom]

44. My sister

perverted replies in 3.... 2..... 1.....

[taterguy]

51. How hot is your sister?

You asked for perverted replies. I'm just doing my part

[flvegan]

61. Very.

Trust me. Cheerleader, too.

*snicker*

[swimboy]

48. Guys in the locker room yesterday morning.

Other than that, probably ThomCat.






:hide:

[BreweryYardRat]

50. Last (and second) girl I slept with.

One-night stand back in...April. :(

[Ariana Celeste]

52. Jail guard

Strip search! It was awesome. The old cough and squat.

[leftofthedial]

53. my dog

my ex-SO hasn't seen me nude in years and years

no SO currently

my neighbors (a bunch of dirty old ladies) probably window peep at the hot new "young" stud in the neighborhood, so maybe one of them.

[dropkickpa]

55. Dropkid

I have NO privacy. Between her and the fucking dog I am sure they could give a thorough report on all of my activities. I look forward to coming to work because I get to at least go to the bathroom unaccompanied (I get paid to poop!!).

[catmandu57]

56. In person that would have been Tammy

22 years ago, now those pics that found their way into the net, I haven't a clue.

[Deep13]

58. I was young. I needed the money.

:evilgrin:

[xchrom]

59. a young, lucious big eyed lad on

saturday night.

i mean Stud material.

now, there's a couple of duers i have to work on.

[swimboy]

65. I reckon you saw him as well!

:thumbsup:

[xchrom]

87. oh yes -- every long, langorous inch.

[idgiehkt]

72. did you

get your christian fuck on, or was it a secular thing?

:rofl:

[xchrom]

85. it was christian, secular, muslim, zen,

pagan, and everything else in between, baby.

then because of language difficulties -- he insulted me.

english wasn't his first language.

it was hysterical.

[idgiehkt]

94. *cough*

to old to be at a party but not too old to get down, hmmmm? (Is this the same guy from the thread the other night?)

[Burma Jones]

62. My Massage Therapist

[Courtesy Flush]

63. I'm an artist. Nudity comes with the territory

I've seen plenty of people nude in non-erotic circumstances, since about 1978.

[lildreamer316]

69. Hee hee hee.

HA HA HA HA!!!:rofl: :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

73. My male cat.

He's such a fucking pervert. He stands right by the shower when my mom's in it and tries to paw at her through the (frosted) glass.

:eyes:

:P

[jakefrep]

74. The Jehovah's Witnesses that came to my door last summer...

...they haven't been in my neighborhood since.

[ohiosmith]

75. Do you think it would work on Mormons?

:evilgrin:

[jakefrep]

76. I don't know why not. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

77. My cats, though I'd prefer they didn't look.

I suspect they snicker at me behind their paws and say to each other stuff like, "GAWD! Did ya see that big pink blob? Aren't you glad we're sleek and graceful and furry? -- not like THAT! Hahahahaha!"

[graywarrior]

79. Even my doctor makes me wear a johnnie during an exam.

What's that tell ya?

[av8rdave]

80. I plead the Fifth

[NNadir]

84. Outside of my immediate family the only person unfortunate enough to

experience this dubious practice, was my physician.

In his case it was a professional obligation. Maybe he's looking for a job at the car wash.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

86. My daughter

she had to use the bathroom and I was getting out of the shower when she barged in.

[Shell Beau]

88. My doctor of course!!!

[Evoman]

89. The surgeon and the sexy nurses at the hospital

when they operated on my nutsack. :wow:

[u4ic]

90. My doctor, a couple of weeks ago

[SPKrazy]

95. Lucky bastid!

:evilgrin:

[EnviroBat]

91. Doctor Finglonger...

EEYYYOOOUCCH!

[xmas74]

92. My kid.

She likes to walk in and ask me a million questions while I'm taking a shower.

[Katherine Brengle]

96. A surgeon and other medical folks on Monday...

that was a shit-tastic frigging day.