I'd like to introduce you to the newest DUer, chavezspeaksthetruth!

[RandomKoolzip]

He's a buddy of mine and sharp as a tack. He's slept with every chinese human alive, and is close personal friends with Johnny Carson...say hi, chavez!

[Racenut20]

1. He slept with Johnny Carson and is a friend of the Chinese too???

Wow

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Johnny's a lousy lay.

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

3. Howdy Chavez!

Oh, and RKZ...in reciprocity for the Wrens, how about I send ya some Centro-Matic?

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Sounds good. Cd's in the mail today....

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

7. Excellent! I'll burn ya a mix later this week.

Thanks again!

Oh, sorry for the hijack of your welcome thread Chavez. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Welcome to DU chavez!!

and are we talking both male and female chinese?

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Why discriminate? We're all liberal, right?

n/t

[Fovea]

8. Righteous

n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. Human covers alot of ground

Since any humility is now out of the question my sexual exploits are legendary, it's true.

Thanks for the warm welcome - I've been looking for something to truly eat up all the time at my desk when I should be hard at work.

I've got a HUGE amount of pent up frustration with our occupying authority that I'd love to spew all over these boards - if allowed (ask the Chinese - I am the political equivalent to Peter North - a left-wing Mr Buckets, as it were.)

Thanks to my pal here I'm entering on the solid intillectual hi-ground.

Seriously, I'm hell bent on helping to redirect this country and the world, thanks for the welcome, Stinz!

[supernova]

10. We can definitely help you with that

looking for something to truly eat up all the time at my desk when I should be hard at work

We explore new dimensions in time-wasting every day. :D

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Mr. Buckets!

Don't you mean Peter "Beercan" North?

If I may inject a note of dignity here- "Spoo." Thanks!

Welcome, Jos- uh, I mean, chavez!

You guys are gonna like this dude- he's fun like the third day of a librium trip.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

12. than i must know him...my best friend Yin is Chinese...hey Chaves

welcome to DU :beer:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. With roofies, no one remembers your name

Its the anti-Cheers.

Glad to be aboard - what's fun around here?

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Groin-to-naugahyde stapler play...

It's "funner" than auto-erotic asphyxiation! Just go to the "Stapled Nards?" forum.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. For some reason the Stones are playing in my head.

Welcome to DU CSTT!

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Rocks in the head? Playing?

Oh, now I get it... famous musical group, the Bowling Stones. You earthlings and your kooky obscure references!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. There a Joe Lieberman bashing section here?

That'll keep me busy

[slackdude]

18. I wish!

We're not allowed to bash Joe Lieberman until after his inevitable loss in the primaries.

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Yeah, I got a message deleted last week after I said that

Holy Joe could go "piss up a rope."

Will this message get deleted?

We gotta wait until after the primaries until we can tell senator babyface to go sit on a knife, or fuck a rolling doughnut.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. Alright, I'll play nice

But I won't like it!

[La_Serpiente]

29. hey, here is one

http://www.joseph2004.org/

[dolo amber]

21. Hola Chavez!

Any pal of RKz's must truly be one twisted freak. :D

Oops...damn tourette's...I meant to say "is a friend of mine". ;)

:hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. I've known the man since 6th grade or so

you have no idea!

[RandomKoolzip]

26. Don't listen to this woman. She's all hopped up on the "window pane."

Talk her down, Josh!

Hey, DA....

[dolo amber]

27. If you paid ANY attention

you'd know I'm strictly a glue girl...sheesh! :eyes:

:P

edit: (Btw, look into the TV on the Radio - "Young Liars" EP if you haven't already. ;))

[buddhamama]

23. with an introduction like that,

a HI is in order. i wanna ask a lot of questions. i'll refrain from most but, i gotta ask about Johnny.
how did you come to be close personal friends with Carson?
okay one more. what do you have against chinese non-humans?
welcome underground, chavezspeaksthetruth!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. Chinese non-humans avoid me like the plague

they know what I'm up to and it's not spoonin, you can be sure of that.

As to Carson - Johnny and I met in CBGB's back in 78. He was doing lines off a hooker's... let's leave that to his memoirs, I don't want to steal his thunder.

It's good to be here.

[Skittles]

24. HOWDY CHAVEZ

any friend of RKZ is a friend of mine, YES INDEED. :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Kick for my dawg

And beer for my horses....

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

30. Welcome!

:hi:

I'm Maggie! Don't let them fool you I really do not look like a blue dog!