I Was Just Questioned By The SECRET SERVICE!!

[matcom]

OMFG!!

so, i go home for lunch and the F*CKING FEDS were parked next door!

WHY YOU ASK?

my neighbor's kid (kid---he is in his 20's) who isn't all there mentally if you know what i mean, CALLED IN A BOMB THREAT ON BUSH*!!

they saw me come home and asked if i knew him etc... (i don't).

anyhoooooo, he called 411 (information) :eyes: THREE TIMES THIS MORNING THREATENING TO KILL the pResident!!!

so there i is, standing in front of my PEACE flag talking to the SECRET SERVICE with my DemocraticUnderground bumper sticker PROUDLY displayed in my truck window!

Now, I ask you...... IRONY??? ya THINK??? just a LITTLE???

:scared:

:hi: Ossifers! :hi:

[demnan]

1. That sure would have scared the crap out of me too!

[leftist_rebel1569]

2. wow....damn

okay...maybe the irony is just sinking in...

[Obsolete]

13. OT For Leftist_rebel1569

What is the name of the cartoon that you have a photo of in your post? The one that looks like bad Atari graphics. Saw it a long time ago and have been trying to find it since.
Thanks!

[leftist_rebel1569]

15. Aqua Teen Hunger Force

A show on Cartoon Network on Sunday Nights. The damn funniest show on TV. The "Atari Graphics" in my sig line are Ignignot and Err, the Mooninites. They appear in a couple episodes, not regular characters.

[incontrovertible]

28. Dumber Dolls

With Happy Time Harry and Jiggle Billy is the most hilarious and subversive 12 minutes ever aired on television, period. An actual parody of sanity itself. I literally, honest-to-God, spewed coffee out my nose the first time I saw it.

If Cartoon Network doesn't start paying the ATHF creators about ten times their current salary, they will be hired away to do a mainstream show on a major network.

Spread the word, spread the word, buy t-shirts, spread the word.

[incontrovertible]

27. YEAH

All hail Ignignot and Err, our new masters and obvious superiors.

Wrap your body around that rack of DVDs. SMOKE while you are DOING so.

[PunkinPi]

3. maybe that was a front and maybe they're after you.

i'd be afraid :scared:, very afraid :scared:. :)

[matcom]

nope. its already hit the wires of the hometown paper

but still :scared:

[MaineDem]

8. Sure...

That's what they WANT you to believe. :-)

[proud patriot]

4. Holy Cow

Too bad you didn't get a picture of it in front of the peace
flag and all ...

[underpants]

5. No they check every threat out

As they should, it is the OFFICE of the Presidency and will live on no matter how much of a f**ktard currently resides in it.

They have to talk to anyone who might have a clue about the guy.

Now if they asked about your DU thongs and why you have a yak in the backyard I would be worried.

[davsand]

6. Wring out your thong or put on dry Pampers, Matt...

...then go stand in front of your house LOUDLY singing God Bless America just like Kate Smith used to. It would help a LOT to wear a dress and wig when you do it--ok?

My guess is that the guys in black suits will decide it is something in the water and let the kid go...

Laura

[Az]

7. It was you calling 411 wasn't it

I survived a CIA security sweep much to my chagrin. Particularly considering it was a background check to see if I had any beefs with the Pope.

The situation was that I worked at Detroit's Ford Auditorium and the Pope was coming to town. This was just after the assination attempt and security was high. They shut down Downtown Detroit the day he arrived and we had to get there the night before. CIA had to do background checks on everyone working the event (only seven of us).

[hunter]

16. Az, are you saying you don't have any beefs with the Pope?

;-)

[Az]

19. I know

I am so ashamed I passed that background check. I assure you. I have become much more subversive since then. No way I would pass a security check today. Really!

[WoodrowFan]

23. FBI not CIA

FBI or Secret Service does that, NOT the CIA.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Holy smokes!!!!

I can see the Federales now...*scribbles in note pad* "Neighbor, matcom, nice enough, maybe TOO NICE. Seems to be a peace-loving, hippie, commie pinko. I say we watch him!"

[commander bunnypants]

10. Glad it was not you

DEMMAN

[CatWoman]

11. Sure they just didn't want to

inspect your thong????

After all, that thing is a threat to our nation's security :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Whew! For a minute I thought it was my fault!

After all the hood of my car is a weapon of mass distraction!!! :D

[ForrestGump]

21. You know, it's been nagging at me for a while to ask, but

who gets to sleep in the wet spot on your car's hood?

[LynneSin]

14. Maybe they were just there to admire your ass

Did you show them some buttocks?

[TlalocW]

17. You should have offered to invite them in

So you could tell them about the glory that is Jehovah.

They would have left you alone.

TlalocW

[Khephra]

18. Ok, this is getting to me

I was hoping the "weather" would change once we hit the new month, but weird bad shit is still coming down for DUers and the people we know.

I'm going back to my shelter. Tell me when things start looking up.

[damnraddem]

20. Hey, it's not every day you get to talk to the Sick Rat Service!

Of course, they DO have to check out threats to presidents -- and also, probably, threats to Dubya.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

22. holy

that is just scary. i would have been freaking out.

[skip fox]

24. 1968 they came and talked to me about a letter I'd

written in anger to Johnson. Very competent and polite.

[HEyHEY]

25. what'd be fun...

Act supicious and talk in a made up accent

[sam sarrha]

26. a guy called a threat to Clinton on a pay phone here in el paso..

during Clinton's presidency, they had the cuffs on him in 45 minutes, he was mentally ill.