How much will it cost to send a probe to Uranus?

[underpants]

When can we get said probe up there?

What will we find on Uranus?

Can we send monkeys to Uranus?

What can Uranus teach us?

Is Uranus bigger than Mars?

These are just a few questions that I have about Uranus, do you have any?

[corporatewhore]

1. +snicker snicker snicker+

[underpants]

4. Artist's rendition

*

[slackmaster]

2. I'm scheduled for a colonoscopy in 2 weeks

I believe it will cost my insurance company about $2K.

[Turbineguy]

23. If you get your esophagus looked at it costs

4K. It must be the view.

[jimbo fett]

3. How much you got, sailor?

[underpants]

8. Eighty cents and 14 cigarettes

Why?

[commander bunnypants]

5. be careful with that T/P

eeeewwwwww!!!


DDQM

[underpants]

9. T/P? Is that some techical mumbo jumbo?

'cause I am very inetersted in Uranus.

[commander bunnypants]

13. Trans/Portal Colonscope

Bend over and be a man


DDQM

[CO Liberal]

6. For Me, a Ten-Dollar Copay

:-)

Which reminds me, I haven't had a colonoscopy in about ten years now......

[slackmaster]

17. Don't neglect Uranus

Seriously, if you are of colonoscopy age or at risk of colon cancer due to bad genes (as I am) the six-foot colon snake is cheap insurance against a terrible, protracted, painful death.

[ewagner]

7. Lessee.....

Office visit

Lab fees

Additional "Reasonable and Customary Charges"

gonna take some time to add this up.

[underpants]

11. Take your time Uranus isn't going anywhere

:think:

[LibertyorDeath]

10. Thought we had already probed Uranus & came up empty : )

[underpants]

12. I don't remember that

:shrug:

[goobergunch]

14. Voyager 2 information can be found here:

http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/

And yes, I do realize that the topic was a bad pun - it's pronounced YOOR-an-uhs, folks! :evilgrin:

[KCDem]

15. a couple bottles of wine usually does the trick.

:evilgrin:

Nah, I'm not that kind of girl. Much to hubby's disappointment.

[TXlib]

22. Maybe not after a couple of bottles...

but four or five usually does the trick...

:evilgrin:

[TreasonousBastard]

16. You did this on purpose, didn't you?

[Bronco69]

18. I've been on Uranus

and there's not a feeling like it in the world. It's like torpedoing through two clouds and ending up in heaven! :-)

[xultar]

19. Street walker or High paid escort prices?

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

20. I propose we send a man to Uranus before the decade is over.

hee hee

[wingnut]

21. twenty dollars

same as in town