Why must trolls be so f***ing OBVIOUS?

[geniph]

I mean, REALLY. I was just glancing up to see what the number of registered users was at, to see if it'd rolled over 30K yet - and the newest registered user is DemsSuck. Well, that one will last a nice long time, I'm sure.

:eyes:

Good gawd. That's like going over to the freak republik and registering as BushSux. Puh-leeeze.

[CO Liberal]

1. It Takes Intellect to Be Obtuse

THAT'S why the trolls are so obvious.

[thehonesttruth]

57. " it takes intellect to be obtuse"????

so, am i to think you are being funny, mis-informed or a freeper?

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. and the current newest member is...

alldemsmustdie

Yeesh. Welcome to tombstone city.

[commander bunnypants]

4. Sounds like a freeper invasion

I am happy to be a frontline protector of DU.

Back to your holes freeper's


DEMMAN

[leftist_rebel1569]

3. look at our newest member-

Alldemocratesmustdie. Can someone say "freeper"?

[LynneSin]

5. Can someone say Stupid SHeep

You think the freepers would find a more subtle way of sneaking into our ranks.

:eyes:

[slackmaster]

12. Maybe I'm not clear on the use of the term "freeper"

Do long-timers here assume that every disruptive or right wing or conservative who comes here intent on making trouble is necessarily a Free Republic reader? Or is the word "freeper" more generic as used here?

[LynneSin]

18. It's kinda of a generalization

But if you go to the Lobby you can see who the most recent members are that have joined the DU. The current one "AllDemsMustDie" really doesn't sound like anyone who will become a longterm member of the community. The previous new member was "DemsSuck"

[CO Liberal]

20. They've Both Been Tombstoned

Before they could post a single message.

[slackmaster]

33. So, the user count includes tombstones, eh?

It would be nice to see a count of users in good standing.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Oxymorans!

If they are a Freeper, they can't be overloaded with smarts!

Can you be overqualified to be a Moran? Well,,,most FReepers are!

If they voted for Bush and still don't think they blew it last time, they are beyond mortal help! Earnest Angley still might salvage something, but I wouldn't count on it!

Smart and FReeper are a combination that is extremly rare IMHO!

[eyesroll]

7. Would that be pronounced "de-MOCK-ruh-tees"

or "dem-OH-crates?"

He/she already got tombstoned anyway...fast work, admins! Good job!

[tpub]

8. what's a "democrate"?

LOL! Freepers should learn to spell!

[kmla]

17. But....

Wouldn't that require a considerable source of brain activity? Freepers tyically aren't gifted with enough neural activity to type AND spell. :dunce:

[stanwyck]

56. first cousin to "moran"

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. Demo-crates???

I think I know this asshole....

How many idiots in the world could misspell "democrat" in exactly the same way??

Unless, of course he was referring to Democrates, the lesser known liberal younger brother of Socrates :evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

24. I was thinking the same thing

Democrates, the working-man's Socrates :D

[catzies]

52. That sounds fun, I'll play along.

How about their glorious leader, Emperor Cheaplaborius. Let's give them a hand!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Why must they be so able to spell a word more than one way

Welcome to DU, Dan Quayle!!!

[CO Liberal]

21. Good Ol' Dan Quayle

Pat Sajak look-alike, Vanna White think-alike........

:-)

[CO Liberal]

16. What a "Moran"

He was "tombstoned" before he could make his first post.

[MuseRider]

6. I saw that!

Makes me laugh.

[FarLeftRage]

10. Yeah, I was just viewing it's profile

right after I logged in... amazing that these cretins never give up.

[GOPisEvil]

13. I see through the trolls...

...they're trying to be the 30,000th DUer, so they can jerk-off to that fact later today.

I see you working trolls...nice try...:eyes:

[Alenne]

15. They are not trying to sneak in.

Freepers know that their name will appear at the top as newest member. They are just trying to get under our skin and it seems to be working. I prefer to treat them like children. Just ignore their bad behavior and they will stop.

[TXlib]

34. The "Newest Member" feature should be disabled

It's nothing but a disruptor magnet.

[leftyandproud]

19. lol

it would suck if a freeper got #30,000

[CatWoman]

22. Another freeper just signed on

before that, Freeper disruptor

these are actually their names :eyes:

one to go before 30,000.

[goobergunch]

27. one did

"freepersrock"

[SOteric]

23. I just logged in and saw "freeperdisruptor"

was our newest member (already tombstoned).

And still ringing in my ears was a Republican acquaintance's accusation that liberals lack critical thinking skills.

*snort* *chortle* *guffaw*

[WoodrowFan]

25. Question

If we lack "critical thinking skills" why are most people with advanced degrees liberals? Why are colleges and universities, according to the RWers own propaganda, "hotbeds of liberalism"??

[CO Liberal]

26. And Why Do Most Dittoheads Sound So Ignorant??

:-)

[WoodrowFan]

29. Gumps

Damn, I wish I could find the poll from 1994 that showed that most people who thought the movie "Forest Gump" was a true story voted repubuk! LOL.

[ForrestGump]

39. So what exactly are you trying to tell me?

Huh?

Come on. Out with it........

Better be good, or I'll mow you down where you stand......

[WoodrowFan]

41. stupid is

as stupid does, and the freeps does a lot stupid! LOL.

[ForrestGump]

46. Well,

that sounds entirely reasonable. :-)

[SOteric]

42. I suspect they're trying to tell you

that your relationship with Salma and your brief entanglement with Jennifer are all in your imagination. It's just a ploy to take your mind off of how your sweet on Ms. MeaniePants. :7

[ForrestGump]

47. Oh, boy

She might be on to something here.....I don't know.....it's going to take some time to process....

.....I need to lie down......oh, I feel so faint........


.....Rosebud.....Rosebud....

[burr]

30. Because that is exactly what it is...

right-wing propaganda. Many of the Universities I attended had professors preaching both the neo-con extremist idealogy as well as the liberal idealogy.

[CO Liberal]

28. The Freepers Sure Are Persistent

The latest "newest member" is "Democrats4Osama". Of course, he's already been tombstoned.

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

32. You suppose a mod is keeping vigil like on The Dirty Dozen?

As the Nazis come running through the doorway, the machine gun just cuts 'em down!!

Go get 'em mods!

[WoodrowFan]

35. love the graphic!

Game over man!!! (just watched Aliens recently)

[goobergunch]

36. The newest one is "OsamaLovesDean"...

curiously, he hasn't been tombstoned yet.

ON EDIT: OK, they got him/her. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

40. Maybe his name really is Osama

Or maybe he meant John Dean.

Or maybe Bin Laden is a Dean Martin fan from way back.

[SOteric]

43. Or Osama is hot for James Dean

and will forever be a disappointed fanboy....

[CO Liberal]

44. Or He Likes Jimmy Dean Sausage

:-)

[SOteric]

45. I think pork sausage is against Islamic tenets...

But heck, I once dated a Jewish guy who ate bacon cheeseburgers on Yom Kippur, so I suppose it's not out of the question.

[ForrestGump]

51. Bacon cheeseburgers and kippers?

Okay. Huh. Odd combination.

[SOteric]

54. Yep.

Hold the kippers.

[ForrestGump]

59. No, you hold your own kippers, and get your hands off mine,

you kipper gripper....

[ForrestGump]

50. Duh

That'll teach me to have the post I'm replying to at the bottom of my screen.

GMTA!

I assume the all-beef sausage here.....

[ForrestGump]

48. And, besides, he's too tall for James Dean

Now Jimmie Dean....well, that could work.....

But only if Osama really likes sausage.

[arcane1]

31. they invade us most when they are losing

and they have been losing big-time...


hey freepers:

WE TOLD YOU SO!!!!

_|_

[LynneSin]

37. You know what amuses me

I still have an active account over at the Free Republic that hasn't been locked since I created over 2 years ago.

I never use it, but it's there and every once in awhile I check it and it's still active.

Dumb Freepers!

[CO Liberal]

38. That's a Redundancy

By definition, ALL Freepers are dumb.

:-)

[geniph]

49. In MY day (cue old fart voice)

trolls had more subtlety, damn it! I mean, come on, at least come up with something that makes the mods think for more than a microsecond!

Buncha tools.

[Gringo]

53. When I used to lurk at FR,

I called myself "notta freeper", but they didn't "zot" me until I stuck up for Janeane Garofalo. Using an obvious handle is actually a form of honesty, and a statement that you really don't care fi you get booted. I didn't care at all. Just a little time-killer.

[goobergunch]

55. Telegram I just got in NationStates RE member #30000

The Republic of Silverbugs3000
Received: 11 minutes ago
Ah, who woulda though? Silverbugs3000 becomes DU'er #30000
heehee!;)

:grr: :puke: :puke: :puke: :grr:

[stoner_guy]

58. Hmmm...

Maybe the obvious ones are decoys :tinfoilhat:

[Terwilliger]

60. decoys for the purpose of?

...stoner_guy?

[VOX]

61. As * said so eloquently, "Is our children learning?"

Apparently not.

I'm developing a case of "alert-button finger" trying to bust all these brats.

[scucci]

62. Where can you see the newest members?

I'm a bit slow sometimes so please be nice. :dunce: