I want to annoy my wife while she watches TV: Ask her anything.

[Pale Blue Dot]

I'll relay the answers.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Hey baby!

Wanna come to my house and watch MY TV?

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. On edit: my wife wants to know if you like to talk.

Apparently, something is missing in her life. :shrug:

[ComerPerro]

3. Come on, what else is on

Ask her that.

And then ask for the remote.

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. She's watching Martha Stewart on Biography

And she won't give up the remote.

:scared: I keep repeating to myself, at least Martha's a Democrat, at least she's a Democrat...

[ComerPerro]

14. Doesn't she know Star Trek, TNG is on??

I mean, really.

[democracyindanger]

4. Isn't there something better on? n/t

[camero]

5. What's she doing out of the bedroom?

:)

[Pale Blue Dot]

18. She has no response to that.

:shrug:

[ablbodyed]

6. Does she do windows....

Glass ones not 'puter ones?
Can she make a good pecan pie?
Who shot JR?

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. She CLAIMS she does all the cleaning

She makes a good pizza pie, and as for JR she's against capital punishment.

[Emboldened Chimp]

7. What's she making us for dinner?

:D

[Pale Blue Dot]

11. She wants you all to know

that I made dinner tonight. It was roast chicken and green bean casserole. She said the chicken was juicy.

[Emboldened Chimp]

15. That means it's her turn tonight, right?

[linazelle]

10. What are you watchin'?

[Pale Blue Dot]

16. See above,

although she just turned on "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" on Nickelodeon.

[linazelle]

12. I'm watching Whoopee. Funny. Bunch of old folks smoking weed...

[Pale Blue Dot]

19. Now she turned on Style Court

Now I'M the one who's annoyed!

[put out]

13. Do my toenails look funny to you?

What does this rash look like? Eczema, or ringworm? Can I sleep on your side of the bed? It smells better. I have a zit or something on my back, so do you think it's infected?

[Pale Blue Dot]

17. She says:

Ewwwwwww.

My wife does not get the Lounge's sophisticated humor.

[rbnyc]

20. What's it like being married to finnfan? (nt)

[Pale Blue Dot]

22. She says (and she had to think about this for awhile):

It's like being married to another computer accessory. She would like to know if you'd like to give it a go. She's finding this very amusing.

Hey! I don't think those were compliments.:cry:

[rbnyc]

24. I'd be willing to trade for a couple of weeks.

But I think eventually, we'd miss our husbands maybe a little bit.

(My husband thinks that things like phones and computers don't work when he's mad and in a hurry because the universe is out to get him, and not because he makes mistakes when he's mad and in a hurry.)

;-)

[DS1]

21. Where's last year's tax records?

I want to do them NOW

[Pale Blue Dot]

23. We did our taxes last year.

Do we have to do them again?

[Pale Blue Dot]

25. Sorry, folks

she and I just got some worrisome news (I posted about this in a new thread), and neither of us are in the mood to play this game anymore.

We'll try it again some other time.