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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:50 PM
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When the Rapture Comes, Where Will Bush Be?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:52 PM
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1. I'm thinkin'
:hurts:
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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:53 PM
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3. Great minds thinking alike
:)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:57 PM
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8. Hey, SOteric!
Congratulations on your millionth post!

:toast:
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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:52 PM
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2. Taking a crap
did you really have to post that large a picture????????

:)
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Intelsucks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:55 PM
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6. Would that make it the "Crapture"?
n/t
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:54 PM
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4. The Price is WRONG!
Sorry, he just looks a lot like Bob Barker in that pose.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:54 PM
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5. Here on Earth, saying to himself,
"Wow - all that mumbo jumbo Christian bullshit I was spewing to win over the ignorant was TRUE! Damn. Oh, well, at least America only has republicans in it now."
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deminflorida Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 10:56 PM
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7. Hopefully in Iraq...
Eating Plastic Turkey.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 11:14 PM
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9. In an iron coffin
With spikes on the inside
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 11:16 PM
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10. Running
Because he had 666 on his forehead. :)
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 11:30 PM
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11. I don't know but
can I have his car?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 11:34 PM
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12. with Dick Cheney
trying to scam those left behind out of their retirement savings.

And beating up schoolkids for their lunch money.

Same place he is now.
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Philosophy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 11:37 PM
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13. Taking a header off the Truman Balcony
Then he'll finally find out the hard way that he wasn't really chosen by God.
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 12:00 AM
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14. Sucking Satan's cock....
and loving every second of it!

God, I miss Bill Hicks!
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 12:02 AM
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15. *h*t creek, no paddle (n/t)
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Clark Can WIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 12:14 AM
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16. Throwing feces at the zoo
with Cheney and Rush.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 12:16 AM
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17. And eating what he catches.
No different from life before the rapture.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 12:30 AM
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18. Drunk,singing at a karaoke bar?


that's what he looks like in that pic.....
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nomaco-10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 12:37 AM
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19. down on his pig farm, drinking jack and
eating pretzels.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 12:40 AM
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20. Well, since it's only the righteous who will be
ruptured, er raptured, and the rest of us sinners will be left behind, I would just as soon he goes with them. Who would want him to be left behind with the rest of us?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 01:12 AM
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21. Excellent point!
:toast:
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