Great line from M*A*S*H

[RoeBear]

wounded soldier- "I don't want to talk to the priest, I'm an atheist"

B.J.- "Really?"

soldier- "Honest to God"

[Skittles]

1. lol

Colonel Flagg: You took a red commie before a white American, and that's pretty pinko

Hawkeye: You're even boring in technicolor

[Bombero1956]

2. Hawkeye could sure turn a phrase

I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down.

or

When I got thrown into this war, I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

or

I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. That's entertainment

or

I am the essence of overconfidence! I am speculation, adventure, the spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. I am the love call of evolution, the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. I am sex itself, gentlemen. I am life. I am appetite!

The third one fits very nicely with what's happening in Iraq.