Sounds like its time for a freeper joke thread

[commander bunnypants]

What has twenty-nine legs and seventeen teeth.

A freeper rally

I cheated I heard it yesterday- and most know my inabilty to joke

DEMMAN

[WoodrowFan]

1. (rimshot) NT

[CO Liberal]

2. What Are The Four Hardest Years of a Freeper's Life?

Third Grade.

[leftyandproud]

4. damn

that was cold..
:)

[KamaAina]

3. Why did the freeper cross the road?

To get to the right side!

[commander bunnypants]

5. and she scores

DEMMAN

[WoodrowFan]

6. blue

Why wouldn't the freeper go down on his girlfriend? Cause only a Democrat can LICK BUSH!!!


I can't BELIEVE I typed that!! :hurts:

[Richardo]

7. How about all those freepers who stare intently at their orange juice...

...'cause the carton says "concentrate"?

Bud-ump-ump. </rimshot>

[commander bunnypants]

8. Youch that was great

[commander bunnypants]

9. Hey Freeper whats your favorite vegetable

Mine is Ronald Regan


DEMMAN

[WoodrowFan]

14. OUCH

cold man, very cold! LOL

[DBoon]

10. Another

What does it say at the bottom of a Freeper soda bottle?

"Open other end"

[CO Liberal]

13. Why Does it Say "TGIF" On Freeper Shoes?

"Toes Go In First".

[TXlib]

11. You might be a freeper if...

you feel that god shares your hatred of anybody different from you.

[CO Liberal]

12. Two Freepers Went Bear Hunting

As they were driving along, they saw a sign that read "BEAR LEFT".

So they turned around and went home.......

:-)

[TlalocW]

15. Mine

New Freeper Olympic sport - Javelin Catching

Freeper walks into a bar and accosts the bartender.
"What the hell were you serving me last night? After I got done here, I went home and BLEW CHUNKS!"
Bartender asks, "Well, what were you drinking?"
"I had 23 tequila shooters," says the freeper.
"Well, anyone would throw up after drinking that much!" screams the bartender.
"No, you don't understand," says the freeper. "Chunks is my dog."

TlalocW

[WoodrowFan]

16. Bad, bad joke!

:spank: