I now have the perfect girlfriend! - Democratic Underground

brainshrub

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:11 AM
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I now have the perfect girlfriend!

Her name is Judy. I'll bet y'all are jealous!

http://www.judylovesme.com/

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101 Proof

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:12 AM
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1. heh

Edited on Wed Jan-07-04 11:13 AM by 101 Proof

Congrats to you on your cyber gf. :) :toast:

I think I'll order one of those. :P

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CatWoman

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:13 AM
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2. does she have a vent in the back

so that you can blow her up?

:evilgrin:

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Richardo

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:16 AM
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4. Must be a "specialty" model if the "vent" is in the back...

:evilgrin:

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CatWoman

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:19 AM
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7. *snarf*

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liberalhistorian

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:15 AM
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3. Aww, bummer, and here I thought

I was your perfect girlfriend! Lost to cyberspace chicks again, I see, SIGH!

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brainshrub

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:18 AM
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5. Don't feel bad

you're still young...you'll get over me eventually.

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liberalhistorian

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:19 AM
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8. Ahhhhhh, I just turned

39 Saturday and he calls me YOUNG! I love it, where do you want kissed???????????

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spooky3

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:23 AM
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10. happy birthday!

39 IS young!!!

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Superfly

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:18 AM
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6. 3 feet tall, with a flat head and big ears?

Awww...nevermind.

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judge_smales

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:22 AM
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9. Ya forgot

no teeth!

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Superfly

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:23 AM
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11. Why, yes I did....

:evilgrin:

Thank you for the correction.

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bif

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:23 AM
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12. ...no teeth and her dad owns a liquor store

n/t

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underpants

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:24 AM
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13. And owns a liquor store?

:bounce:

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bif

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:33 AM
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17. To me, that's the clincher.

n/t

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jpgray

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:27 AM
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14. That's a good idea

How many of you knew guys in high school whose girlfriends were "from out of town, you don't know her"? Yeah, we've all heard it, haven't we.

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underpants

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:28 AM
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15. You mean like the "girlfriend from Canada"

that guys said they met at summer camp and kissed sorry french kissed when no one was watching?

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jpgray

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:31 AM
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16. Yeah. I always listened respectfully because I enjoy a good story

I was drawn into the imagination of it all. :)

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brainshrub

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:39 AM
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18. Well with this service you could have a paper-trail!

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jpgray

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:40 AM
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19. Yeah

Maybe when I get a live-in girlfriend in my new place I'll get this service to make her jealous.

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arwalden

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:48 AM
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20. That's So Sad... And Funny At The Same Time.

Does that make it Sunny or Fad?

-- Allen

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jpgray

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Wed Jan-07-04 11:49 AM
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21. Sanny. I think I'd name my kid Sanny. (nt)

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arwalden

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Wed Jan-07-04 12:03 PM
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22. My Father Says "Sanny Claus" Instead of "SanTA Claus"

Not that it's important... just musing out loud.

-- Allen

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