Caption Smirk - - on the "job"!

[AlGore-08.com]

Smirk: Hello, Unca Dick? Is Seymour there? *Giggle* Seymour... BUTTS? *Snort*

[underpants]

1. Yes....... Mr.Cheney? your car is ready

Look out the window.

[SpiralHawk]

2. Toot, toot !! (external dialogue)

"I sure would like another toot of nose candy" (inner dialogue)

"All aboard the SS Chimpy -- bound for dis-aster, and other odd ports of call."

A-way, A-way O !

Toot Toot !!"

[grannylib]

3. Miss Coulter, I bet you can't guess why I have my hand in my pocket

right now...

[peekaloo]

4. Ya wearin' my Christmas present? heh-heh...

Make sure you send me a photo, heh-heh.

Gotta go Victor, see you at the next fundraiser.

[rock]

5. Guess what I got in my hand - the staff of life

and a loaf of bread in the other.

[skip fox]

6. "So I'm recommending you guys start a telemarketers' Do Call list

cause I know there's lots of people like me who would just be sitting somewhere all day with nothing at all to do if it wasn't for those phonecalls with all the friendly people at the other end of the line. Like, it would be real boring without you guys to talk to and you telling me all about aluminun siding (which might go real well on the White House, in fact) or fantastic investment opportunities, or amazing light bulbs that last nearly forever, and stuff. . . . So why don't you start a Please Call Me Too list and you can sign me up right now. Okay?"

(For anyone who remembers, my father is dying of congestive heart failure and, with mercy, should be gone soon. Otherwise, I'm told, it could be horrific. I was there with him in Boone, NC--and away from internet--from Dec. 6th to the 3rd of Jan. Will probably go back next week to help my sister carry the burden to the end. Damned sad. But I've got my friends at DU in mind, and will be back to caption in the spring and summer, "God willing and the creek don't rise," as my father says.)

[peekaloo]

7. Hello Skip!

Your presence is missed.

:hug:

Peace.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

8. Hi skip fox!

:hi:

[regularguy]

14. YO!

:hi:

[XNASA]

9. w* sez: "Uncle Dick. Guess what I'm doin'? I'm playin' Crankyankers....."

[VOX]

10. "Hey Karl, *heh-heh* 8-ball in the *heh-heh* side pocket!"

"Workin' hard, hardly workin."

[cosmicdot]

11. W:"...not much, just hanging out until they finish an important meeting...

... waiting for them to tell me what to do next ... you know ... the usual routine ... another day, another million ... what'cha'll doing, Mother?



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what a good feeling to see "skip fox" scroll up

[skip fox]

12. Thanks to all--

Should be back in a week or two "for good" as they say.

skip

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "Hello Monica I was wonderin' what you're doin' these daze?"

:puke:

[boneygrey]

15. Hey Rush

Can I have the phone number for your supplier. I'm having an Oxy kind of day.:freak:

[AlGore-08.com]

16. The calls are coming from inside the White House!! (SCREAM!!!!)

:wow:

[Pobeka]

17. No, really there's a hole in my pocket, I don't wear underwear

... anytime I want, I touch it -- I'm touching it right now!

[guitar man]

18. "You might remember my brother Neil....

uh,yeah....I'm comin over there next week,I just want to make sure before I book the reservation this is the same hotel where Neil stayed."

[AlGore-08.com]

19. Kickin' it up 'cause Skip Fox is in the house!

:kick: