CAPTION -He ain't fooling anyone by carrying that portfolio

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. Contents of portfolio REVEALED!!!!

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I60726-2004Jan06L

[baldguy]

18. A hair dryer & a hamster's exercise wheel?

[Cat Atomic]

2. It's so dern hard to get my Crayola 64 pack into this thing.

[radwriter0555]

3. The new Scooby Doo Coloring Books?

That's my guess.

[Dhalgren]

4. Here's a picture

of the President being led around by his invisible rabbit friend "Carl".

[neebob]

23. That deserves a compliment

It made me laugh out loud.

[underpants]

5. He's not even depositing the campaign checks anymore

he's just carrying the cash around with him.

[underpants]

6. Coach Spurrier left me his playbook so we keep the winning streak going

:bounce:

[Richardo]

7. Now where have I seen that picture before? Oh yeah...

:D

[underpants]

8. Wow Barb's beach photos

Looks just his old er lady.

[prole_for_peace]

9. bwaahaahaa

when i saw that i barked out a loud laugh and some co-workers came to see but i didn't share. they wouldn't get it. they actually like him.

my eyes are still tearing up. damn that is so funny.

[Richardo]

11. :-)

:thumbsup: and welcome to DU, kmlewis!

[prole_for_peace]

17. why thank you for that welcome.

that comparison was hilarious. it still cracks me up.

[terrya]

10. I can't caption it, but I must say he looks like hell lately.

It looks like he's aged 20 years in that picture.

[frylock]

12. this reminds me of monday's dilbert..

[roguevalley]

13. its full of porn

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "Gawd handethed me this sacred tablet up on thine mountain

and Gawd toldeth me that I shalt smite thy hosts of Evil ones in order to recievith thine knee jerkith GOPer vote!"

[AlGore-08.com]

15. Smirk tries unsuccessfully to sneak a bottle of Zima into the West Wing

He is SO busted!

[zizzer]

16. is he doing the moonwalk? NT

...

[Insider]

25. LOL moonwalk, first thought

"billie jean is not my lover..."

[Pobeka]

19. He's thinking: "Damn, I hope they don't think I understand this stuff now"

[cosmicdot]

20. W: Look, I haven't got time for ya'll's caption schemes ...

I gotta get this over to Unca Dick ASAP ... and this strong wind sure ain't helping ...

[BringEmOn]

21. "Unka Dick said my poll numbers are tankin'

so I've got to mail the Democrats some more anthrax letters."

[BringEmOn]

22. "Ready for my weekend at Camp David"

[neebob]

24. There's important papers in here

that have to do with, uh, national security and nukular threats and evildoers and, uh, other stuff that you can't see. Only I can read them with these special cufflinks that God gave me. So there!

[Enraged_Ape]

26. Separated at Birth? (Bewildered simian edition)

[Hubert Flottz]

27. "I've got to get this bag of cash over to the SCOTUS before......

the next selection in November"!