I'm straight, and I support the Gay Agenda.

[TXlib]

To me, the "Gay Agenda" is nothing less than the desire to be perceived as a human being, and given the same respect and rights anybody else has.

I was discussing "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" with some less-freeper-esque coworkers, and the uber-freeper across from me spat out that such shows serve only to promote the Gay Agenda.

Why is it the freepers think people can choose to be gay, and are afraid their kids will "turn gay" if they actually start treating people different from themselves with respect and tolerance?

[commander bunnypants]

1. Same hereTxlib-1 billion percent

DEMMAN- I am just lucky I work with other libs

DEMMAN

[Ellen Forradalom]

51. I am just lucky that I work with lots of gays

I am spared these idiotic discussions.

[MuseRider]

2. Is that the problem

that they are afraid their kids will turn out gay? I can sure think of worse things. They might turn out to be REPUBLICANS!

[TXlib]

23. Yes

They seem worried that the only thing preventing their own kids from becoming gay is the stigma currently associated with it.

It doesn't seem to reach them intellectually that people generally don't choose their sexual orientation, and most gays couldn't fathom being sexually attracted to women any more than they could fathom being attracted to men.

[northernsoul]

3. same here

I'm still hoping one of my GLBT friends or family members will teach me the secret handshake!

[davidinalameda]

10. I'm waiting for the secret handshake as well!

I've been waiting for about 20 years!

:bounce:

[ronnykmarshall]

16. WHAT????!!

Oh.... I see you're throwing them off. Good move. Keep them thinking that we don't have a secret handshake, makes them much more available for when we take over the world. Good bluff, dwickham.

Oh by the way, "the goose flies at noon". Pass it on to our comrades.

[davidinalameda]

31. take over the world so we can do their hair

and redecorate their houses!

BWWAAAHHHAAAA!

:bounce:

[flama]

38. Secret handshake?

I always thought it was a secret hug. ;-)

Was is Shakespeare or the Bible that said "To thine own self be true?" Most quotes come from one of those two.

I'm approaching an age where sexuality is someone else's business - and theirs alone.

Ma (almost asexual and thinking of starting a minority movement. LOL!)

[MattNC]

4. me too n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Sorry no can do ...

As much as we love our straight allies, we can't teach you the handshake. It's in "the book".

[northernsoul]

24. huh? there's a book?!

Dammit, I knew my uncles had been holding out on me all these years!

[ronnykmarshall]

26. Oh yeah, it's THE book!

We have to read it cover to cover before we are get our "QC" (Queer Card).

Would you like read it sometime???



Just look into the pretty picture and think how much you'd like to read THE book. The SECRET book. Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhssss! The book that will change your thinking and your feeeeellllings.

Buuuuuuuwwwuuuuuuaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahhaha!!!!



Keep watching the pretty picture............soon you'll be ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GCP]

5. Me too. I am so sick of the neanderthals in this country

who want everybody to be straight WASPS. They have to get a clue and realize this country is changing around them. Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way.

[Punkingal]

6. Yeah......

me, too. I don't need to tell anyone who they are, or what they should do with their life.

[catzies]

7. Yeah, so do I. And if I may borrow Skittles' eloquent phrase,

If I know anybody who doesn't I'LL KICK THEIR ASS. :loveya: Skittles!

I can't stand small-minded, petty, bitter, mean-spirited, intolerant, ignorant, hate-filled people. I avoid them like the proverbial plague.

[Skittles]

52. SOMETIMES WHEN I'M STUCK IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC

I dream of ways of "THINNING THE HERD". Kicking the ass of every homophobe is always #1, followed closely by con artists who target the elderly.

[ronnykmarshall]

8. That's too funny.

Yeah, "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is resposible for turning little Jimmie into a big ol' flaming homersexual.

Good gawd these people are fucking idiots!

I'd love for some nut job to please explain to me what the hell is this so call 'gay agenda' is.

You notice that these chicken shits don't have the guts to say it to any gay man or lesbians face.

[commander bunnypants]

13. You know The Gay Agenda

To turn this country into a nice, respectable, place where differnces are worshipped and people can live in peace. That is the gay agenda.

I am still pissed cause I had to drive to VT. cause I wanted to be ther for my sister. Stupid conservatives


DEMMAN

[unfrigginreal]

9. Glad you're on our team

I'm probably not an example of the typical gay activist, but I want to have the same rights as anyone else.

I hope that we'll get there soon but I do not require that that road includes marriage. Any civil union recognized by the government would be enough for me.

[joeybee12]

15. I'm Gay and I support the Straight Agenda

My point being--there is no agenda! The only agenda exists in the tiny little minds of the freepers, who probably aren't gettin' any.

[Blue_Chill]

12. what is the gay agenda?

if you mean equal rights, then hell yeah. If it's something else then I don't know it and can't share my views on it.

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Yeah, equal rights. Yeah that's it.

Why you hit the nail on the head. There's no HIDDEN agenda. No! No! NO! NO!!!!!!



Look into the pretty picture, look closer, closer, CLOSER!! Now sing softly "Clang! Clang! Clang, went the trolly! Ding! Ding! Ding, went the bell..........."



Now, don't feel better? Look at the little ball wave back and forth, baaaaaack and forth, baaaaaaack and forth. Doesn't a nice brunch sound good right now????

[liberalpress]

53. My God.. Suddenly,,

I feel I HAVE to change my window treatments!

[bocadem]

14. Thank you TXlib

I appreciate your thoughts on the matter. Personally it makes me feel like less of an outcast. =)

[trof]

17. So...um...like if

my kid hangs out with black kids then she'll turn...uh...you know?
whew
Who knew?
ah crap
That really makes a lot of sense.

[commander bunnypants]

18. and if your child hangs out with a Muslim

he will turn into a terrorist.


DEMMAN

[LynneSin]

19. I'm straight and I don't understand why we need a Gay Agenda!

Only because Gays & Lesbians are just like me - they live, they love, they make mistakes and they have needs. Because of this they should have the same rights, the same benefits and the same respect as what straight people have!

We need a human agenda that says everyone is created equal! What Bush & the Neo-cons are doing with this stupid constitutional amendment is putting us back into the 1940's. Will Frist next pass? - a law that says we can create bathrooms that says "Straights Only" and force the gays to use some outhouse out back???!!! To be honest, they would if they knew they could get away with it. I vow that I will fight to ensure that that gays & lesbians are treated as the equals that they are!

[GayboyBilly]

20. The Gay agenda is...

to live life to the fullest, and to be treated equally. Nuff said!

[FloridaJudy]

46. Color Me Baffled...

That sounds totally sane to me.

I mean, what *is* with these Right-Wingers who get start frothing at the mouth when even the most innocuous attempt is made by the rest of us to treat gay people as our fellow humans? So gays and lesbians want to get married? More power to them; I find it admirable that any couple is willing to make a public commitment these days.

As for the slander that gays "want to destroy our families", how does that work? Most GBLT just want to be left alone; I don't see militant homosexuals knocking on our doors and exhorting us to convert. My own marriage was broken up by a heterosexual dalliance, and I don't see Falwell, Robertson, Bush and all denouncing straight males.

Folks who have a morbid interest in what other adults are doing in the privacy of their bedrooms need to find a hobby. I suggest quilting or cooking

[commander bunnypants]

21. Dont get me going on about The Kitten Killer

I just wanna slap him around for the idjit he is.

DEMMAN

[ronnykmarshall]

25. Yeah! Slap him!

You like to slap, don't you? yeaaaahhhhsss! Slap him! Think how much you'd like to slap the hard muscular buttocks of that man you see walking down your street. yeaaahhhhs. Watch the pretty picture and think about slapping his buttocks........

Buuuuuuuuuwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[LynneSin]

27. Frist looks like a man who would probably like that

Seriously - he does - doesn't he???!!!

[ForrestGump]

32. Stop that!!!!!!

I'm developing a craving for quiche! And I already have an affinity for black leather, dude, and....omigod....

This is dangerous!




Pleeeeeeeeeeease, make the all-seeing hypno-Judy Garland go awaaaaaaayyyyy....

[ronnykmarshall]

34. Buwwwhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!

Keep staring at Judy! Judy! Juuuuuuudy! Juuuuuuuuuddddddyy!!!!!

[ForrestGump]

35. It's Judy in Disguise! Quick....where are her glasses?!

Oh my gay stars.









Did I just say what I think I just said?

[MuseRider]

41. Then they will

send the police to watch those bathrooms.

[ronnykmarshall]

28. Kicking it so .......

More people will look at the pretty picture .......... BoooooooooWHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[MuseRider]

42. You have to stop this

you are cracking me up!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. It's saddest to me when some freeper's gay kid isn't accepted

by his/her own family.

Idiots.

[TheBigGuy]

30. ..& we thank your for your support.

speaking as a gay guy, we gay folks really appreciated and treasure our straight allies.!

Folks, we can't do it without y'all!

[ForrestGump]

33. The way people have been talking about the 'Gay Agenda" lately,

I began to wonder if I'd missed something (it happens often enough), like news that gay people had to all sign some kind of document or contract. Yep, the real Gay Agenda just sounds like the Human Agenda to me. In fact, it sounds a lot like a part of the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights.

Wonder who they'll blame next? 'cos they've just about run through every possible group already, though they're so unimaginative that they'll probably just start over again on the same list.

[Blue-Jay]

36. Let's see....

1. Wake up and go to work.
2. Lunch at that trendy new coffee shop.
3. After work, buy a nice bottle of wine. (preferably merlot)
4. ANTIQUING!
5. Re-arrange the furniture.
6. Ask partner if he/she thinks you've been gaining weight.
7. Kiss partner and go to bed.
8. Repeat as necessary.

There's your "gay agenda". :D (yes, I'm stereotyping in an effort to be humorous)

In a nutshell, it's about being treated as a loving, caring human being, while going about your life. I fail to see the problem.

[TXlib]

37. That's because you're a rational human being

I fail to see the problem.

The only problem is the conservative bigots who make an issue out of it, because some miscreant wrote that "men lying with men" is an abomimation in the eyes of god in Leviticus, 2000+ years ago, and somehow they think 2000 year old bigotry makes it more respectable.

[Blue-Jay]

43. I'm not rational at all

I just don't give a crap what people do, nor who they do it with. Plus, I like getting free advice on how to be a snappier dresser.

heh heh

[NightTrain]

39. In answer to your question....

<<Why is it the freepers think people can choose to be gay, and are afraid their kids will "turn gay" if they actually start treating people different from themselves with respect and tolerance?>>

Because freepers are nothing but ignorant, hate-filled morons! I only wish that closed minds came with closed mouths.

[Kellanved]

40. my thoughts exactly

Thank god that opinion is shared by the Gouvernment and most people here (we have civil unions and gay marriage in protestant churchs is possible).
(I live near a gay quarter, so it's sometimes strange for me, it's cool however IMHO; many liberals and no lack of cafes and cinemas )

[SweetZombieJesus]

44. There's a hilarious bit about this in the unreleased Mr Show movie

"Run Ronnie Run", where David Cross' Ronnie Dobbs character meets Scott Thompson at a big celebrity party and makes a remark about the secret homosexual conspiracy, and it cuts to this bit where Scott radios Patrick Warburton at Gay Headquarters and they shut it down because Ronnie "knows" about the agenda. I can't remember all the details at the moment, but there's a Bruce Villanch lookalike with a "skin flute" in there somewhere.

[Shakeydave]

45. Does it suck having................................

GOPisEvil chase you around all day? :freak:

[TXlib]

48. Huh?

I don't get it...

Does GOPisEvil chase me around, or does he chase KCDem around, or am I missing something else entirely?

[philosophie_en_rose]

47. An agenda of acceptance and celebration? How dare you!

That infringes on the poor persecuted Freeper's right to live in a world full of bigotry and double standards.

And, of course, freepers are just so attractive that they can't help but attract homosexuals. It's not that freepers are in denial or are ignorant, hate-filled idiots. It can't be that they fear anything they can't control. It's not that they're voyeuristic tyrants with Napoleon complex of the genitals. That just couldn't be it, could it?

[Cronus Protagonist]

49. Here's a link to The Gay Agenda

http://cronus.com/agenda


Click Here For Hard Hitting Buttons — Visit The Cronus Connection

[Ellen Forradalom]

50. I'd like a gay agenda

In leather, to match my purse. Does it come with a gay pen?