I want out of the 700 Club, ask me anything.

[Connonym]

[Deep13]

1. How can you turn your back on Jeeezus when he died for your sins?

:shrug:

[Connonym]

2. Have you been talking to my mother?

I swear, she's got moles everywhere :tinfoilhat:

[Deep13]

4. Nah, emotional blackmail is a well known tactic.

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Did Jesus tell Pat to invest in diamond mining and the associated African warlords?

[Connonym]

7. No, it was the peyote that did the talking. Pat's just confused.

[taterguy]

5. What's your favorite Randy Newman song?

[Connonym]

6. Short People n/t

[taterguy]

8. Are you now, or have you ever been . . .

A short person?

[Connonym]

9. physically but not mentally

except for that time I voted for Ronald Raygun. But that wasn't my fault. I was suffering brain damage at the time.

[Omphaloskepsis]

10. vi vs. emacs

This is a nerd joke.. I hope it goes over your head. That means your future contains sex.

[Connonym]

11. Yay! it went over my head!

I hope that guarantees there is sex in my future.

[Omphaloskepsis]

12. You will get laid in the future...

Just don't install or Google emacs.. VI 4LIFE..

[Bill McBlueState]

16. didn't go over my head

Damn. :banghead:

[Omphaloskepsis]

19. You are so totally fucked.

And not fucked in a good way.

[reyd reid reed]

13. You're almost there...

only four more to go. What are you going to do next?

[Connonym]

14. I think I'm going to have to insert random tangents into threads or

just slut for a couple more post posts. But now I'm getting close enough to 1000 to taste it. I apologize in advance for how agressively I'll be posting to meet THAT particular milestone.

[reyd reid reed]

15. Post away.

What did you do over the weekend?

(we'll get you there...you watch. I hit 700 and then 800 in just a few hours...we can get you three more. Ten minutes...that's all. Just ten minutes.)

[Connonym]

18. Ok, here's the big 800. I have nothing profound to say

but woot! 800!!

[reyd reid reed]

20. Yay!!!

Congrats on 800. You'll sneeze at be at 1000, you watch.

:P

[Omphaloskepsis]

17. Why do you hate GOD.?

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Will Pat Robertson use the next terrorist attack for personal gain?

And did God tell him to use others' suffering to promote his personal agenda?

[jakefrep]

22. Will Lee Greenwood get rich from the next terror attack?

If so, does that make him a terrorist?

[Strawman]

23. If you play the song "Awesome God" backwards what does it say?

I'm pretty sure doing that automatically gets you excommunicated from the 700 Club regardless of actual post count.