It's Finally Here!!! George W Bush Pinatas!!

[the_angry_one]

Hey fellow liberals,

I have a couple of unemployed liberal friends who finally have decided to vent their frustrations by creating a website, EvilPinatas.com. They are selling Bush pinatas!!!

I think the website is really funny. Please check it out and spread the word.

You have to check out this section. It's hilarious.
http://www.evilpinatas.com/other_uses.jsp

[hatrack]

1. What happens if you hit a George W. Bush pinata?

Do a bunch of old dried-up dog turds go flying through the air for the kids to scamper after?

[Bunny]

2. You get to choose.

They have suggestions for filling them up, so the only limit is your imagination! ;)

[Beetwasher]

3. Did They Get This Idea From Crank Yankers?

Crank Yankers called a pinata store looking for a Bush Pinata to fill w/ red candy....It was funny and scary at the same time...The woman was one of the dumbest people on the planet...

[the_angry_one]

4. RE: "Did They Get This Idea From Crank Yankers?"

I really don't think so. They've been working on this for a long while. I think they just wanted to beat him up somehow.

[bif]

5. Do they come filled with lies?

n/t

[DinahMoeHum]

6. Here are their "Top Ten Filling Suggestions". . .

10. Bits and broken pieces of people's shattered lives.
9. Scattered remains of 230 billion dollar budget surplus.
8. 400,000 unemployment applications.
7. The bedraggled remains of resumes sent through Monster.com
6. Limpid answers from the Bush administration to trillions of world citizens.
5. The desperate hopes of the Bush's re-election team to find that forever allusive and enormous stock pile of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction.
4. Think up your own filling suggestion, you lazy bastards! We're really tired.
3. All big words that Bush can't pronounce.
2. All exiled pretzels from the White House after the choking incident.
1. Well, Candy... duh?

:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

7. Excrement from a male cow, perhaps? (nt)