DAMMIT! Tell the truth!

[GURUving]

What little lies have you said lately?

I lied about where I went to lunch yesterday because it was an expensive place and (you know the rest)

[wryter2000]

1. Vacation

I told someone I was going out of town for a week because I didn't want her pestering me while I was on vacation (at home).

[trof]

2. Do you swear to tell the truth, the WHOLE truth, and

nothing BUT the truth?
Proceed.

[GURUving]

3. If I do

could I get amnesty or immunity or somethingty? I swear I'll tell the truth then. Really. Truly. No problem!

[trof]

4. You have the right to remain silent.

Aw hell, you know the drill.
Turn around and spread 'em.
Hands on the wall.

[prole_for_peace]

5. i never lie....oh wait, i was lying right there. i can't be trusted

to tell the truth. kind of like the current administration.

do you know how to tell they are lying, their lips are moving.

*sigh* that never gets old. at least i think so.

[baldguy]

6. New Years Day.

I called in sick to work. *cough* *cough*