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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 08:21 PM
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Jesus asked me a few questions a minute ago I couldn't answer.
Edited on Thu Jan-08-04 08:24 PM by GURUving
Need help.

Why do the people who say they love me most stay the farthest away from me?

Was I an evangelist?

Does anybody listen to me anymore?

edit

Jesus said I had the first question worded wrong.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 08:45 PM
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1. Beware of wolves in sheep's clothing
Dear Isa (Jesus), You know about hypocrites. Well, now there are a group called hypoChristians. They say they love You, but they don't have a clue how to follow Your commandments.

Love,
Ayesha
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 09:09 PM
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2. I hate it when Jesus starts in with that crap
I tell him to stfu and go stand in his corner.
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