Can't we just send bush to Mars? - Democratic Underground

Webster Green

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Thu Jan-08-04 11:46 PM
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Can't we just send bush to Mars?

I was thinking of sending him to the moon, but I don't think its far enough away.

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ZenLefty

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Thu Jan-08-04 11:48 PM
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1. Mars?

Edited on Thu Jan-08-04 11:49 PM by ZenLefty

He'd fuck that up too. Before you knew it, he'd invade Olympus Mons looking for terraist training camps in the canals. And for fuck's sake we'd better hope there's no oil up there!

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OldEurope

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Fri Jan-09-04 12:48 AM
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9. You can easily avoid that:

use an European spacecraft...
:evilgrin:

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burrowowl

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Thu Jan-08-04 11:53 PM
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2. OMG NO!

The solar system would get sorely pissed at us. And if there are Martians, I hate to think of what thy would do.

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Skittles

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Fri Jan-09-04 12:03 AM
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3. If we can send a man to the moon

why can't we send them all there? :o

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Lostmessage

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Fri Jan-09-04 12:04 AM
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4. He thinks that Mars is a candy bar

Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 12:05 AM by Lostmessage

:hi:

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IronLionZion

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Fri Jan-09-04 12:06 AM
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5. I'd settle for Texas but hey...

some don't want him there either.

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ThoughtCriminal

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Fri Jan-09-04 12:20 AM
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6. Ah, but what Mars really needs...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624263

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Paul Hood

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Fri Jan-09-04 12:28 AM
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7. Ask a martian.

Don't you dare!

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Webster Green

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Fri Jan-09-04 12:49 AM
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10. Wow, I forgot about those guys!

Maybe if we all sing Slim Whitman songs, the neocons will explode!

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TXlib

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Fri Jan-09-04 12:44 AM
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8. Let's send * to the Sun

When he asks if it isn't too hot for him to survive the trip, we'll tell him not to worry; we'll send him at night!

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