Read this...You won't regret it. Pretty funny and clever too.

[Auntie Bush]

Living Life Backwards


I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better and better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your very first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally
promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,

you play all day, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating around peacefully in luxury,

in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[GovernmentCheez]

1. Count me in.....

That would certainly be better than the way it is. Very clever indeed.

[Auntie Bush]

3. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Scarlett17]

2. Isn't that how they do in on Ork?

As in Mork from Ork. Remember the Jonathon Winters character?

[Auntie Bush]

4. I never watched that show but I remember when it was on. n/t

[Scarlett17]

5. Mork and Mindy had a baby.

He hatched from a giant egg and was Jonathon Winters. It was hilarious. I was seven and I thought it was brilliant. :silly:

[peekaloo]

6. Oh cruel fate why do I mock you?

sign me up.

:-)

[u4ic]

7. I wouldn't want to wait

my whole life for an orgasm...:rofl:

[graywarrior]

8. OMG, that's it!!

Love it!