What is your Superhero name?

[Wetzelbill]

Mine is "El Fandango." I protect the streets of Tucson at night. By reading, writing and watching movies inside my apartment. Actually, I don't really do much of anything. I can eat alot. I think that and cracking jokes are El Fandango's superpowers. I am a work in progress. Much like "The Drizzle."

:)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. GoddessOfGuinness

I provide refreshing libation for the worthy, and piss water for the unworthy.

[Wetzelbill]

6. oh yeah, can't argue with that

:beer:

[enigmatic]

2. enigmatic man

"You're never quite sure what the fuck's going on with him as he saves the world!"...

[Wetzelbill]

8. do you brood and read Bukowski

in your spare time?

[enigmatic]

10. I pickle myself inside a giant bottle of MD 20/20

When I'm not fighting crime, my friend :D

[Wetzelbill]

14. what flavor?

I have drained many a bottle of MD in my day. I am not sure if that is something I should brag about. :)

[enigmatic]

23. "Lightning Creek", baby!

I loved it when I was playing out, but there were a few times it made me insane so I had to stop drinking it. Everclear was next:)

[Wetzelbill]

30. excellent choice

I remember blurred memories of Lemon Lime or whatever that green shit is, ugh. Still, I drank it, which doesn't say much for my character back then.

Everclear, why am I not surprised? You know, somewhere along the way I developed a taste for tequila. I don't even want to know what I did on those nights. :)

[Floogeldy]

3. I am not a Superhero.

And neither are you. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

7. yes, and that's how it's going to stay

at least as far as the rest of the world is concerned. What good is a secret identity if it's not secret? :)

[Floogeldy]

13. Eggzackly!

:thumbsup:

[Susang]

29. You are such a liar!

We all know who you are.

[terrya]

44. You've...left the building!!!

Oh, deary, dear. Gosh, WHAT a shame.

Don't come back anytime soon. Or ever.

[MonkeyFunk]

4. I'm "El Vegano"

I defend animals and impose pain and death on those who disagree with me. I use my massive muscles and shriveled testicles to impose my will.


Shovel.

[Wetzelbill]

9. ok, I get everything else but how do your

shriveled testicles help you impose your will? :)

[MonkeyFunk]

15. The

testosterone that would normally be ejected through my dick when I jerk off to pictures of pitbulls is re-absorbed into my body, making me a muscle-god.

However, it still doesn't let me into California. But it's just a matter of time.

[Wetzelbill]

17. that is effing hardcore

Pitbulls, nice touch.

[MonkeyFunk]

40. Mark!

[Shine]

5. Shine is my GODDESS name.

:D
seriously.

[Wetzelbill]

12. that answer is good enough for me

:: swoon ::

[Shine]

21. awwwww.....

:*

[Wetzelbill]

22. us mere mortals are helpless

around a Goddess you know? :)

[Shine]

27. Hey, "El Fandango" is NOT a "mere mortal" !

you're definitely worthy and not helpless. :D Far from it, buddy.

The truth is, I think we're ALL here to awaken our own inner Gods/Goddesses/Heroes and Heroines. I see them as the true expression of our highest selves.

(probably a bit too deep for the lounge, but there it is) :D

[Wetzelbill]

31. wow, I just blacked out for a second

Heavy! :)

Yes! I am worthy. :: whew ::

[Shine]

32. LOL!

:rofl: you're funny.

[Wetzelbill]

37. well, I have my moments...

:)

[Kutjara]

11. The Human Potato. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

16. Do you fear giant vats of boiling vegetable oil?

:)

[Kutjara]

19. My nemesis is Mr. Crisco!

[MonkeyFunk]

24. I love

your starchy sense of righteousness.

[Kutjara]

28. I am more widely renowned...

...for my amazing range of disguises. Mashed, chipped, fried, boiled, sauteed, saladized: just a few of the many forms I can take when I infiltrate the dinnerplates of evildoers everywhere.

[NoodleBoy]

18. Peepin' Joe Teapot, on the mean streets of the PHX

Actually, that's my gangster name, but since then it's become my everything name.

I was just in Baja Arizona last weekend... tell me, where are the good places to go on a Saturday night? the only thing I found were homeless people who peed next to my car.

[Wetzelbill]

20. we should team up on a mission some time

You know, those homeless guys were probably friends of mine. Somehow I know quite a few homeless people.

Oh, Club Congress is pretty fun. To tell you the truth, I don't get out much, I'm practically a saint nowadays. I am about the last guy to know the hot spots.

[NoodleBoy]

25. alright, our mission should be to tarnish your saintly reputation

saving someone from a life of purity, chastity and obedience is enshrined even in the US constitution.

[Wetzelbill]

26. well, it wasn't all that saintly

I think I am more or less rehabbing it right now. I have many skeletons.

But now that you mention it, tarnishing even more won't hurt. :)

[judaspriestess]

33. I am not sure for me but

my SO is "The Mumbler" cause boy can he mumble..........

my bulldog is "Bulldoggiefroggie"

[EFerrari]

34. Mom.

Tremble and be ware.

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

35. well, aren't all moms superheroes?

Oh wait, I think that just made my superhero name "The Incredible Kiss Ass."

:)

[EFerrari]

38. LOL!

No, it's just reality, man.

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

39. yes, that is true but I couldn't pass up that joke

right? :)

[EFerrari]

41. I'm just the beard.

lol

:shrug:

[amitten]

36. Tinky McWickertons.

Don't ask.

[judaspriestess]

42. I'm asking

so................

[amitten]

46. I just made it up because it sounds ridiculous.

Sorry to disappoint...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. Lance Uppercut.

[ohiosmith]

45. THE PROCRASTINATOR

I will eventually get around to doing something that will benefit humankind for I am

THE PROCRASTINATOR!

[BlueStorm]

47. BlueStorm...

Cause I am a liberal that can influence people's political persuasion.

Or at least I wish I could.

Blue

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. You know what's really fucking weird...

I asked LostinVA what her superhero name was around the same time you posted this. She didn't know what it'd be, and I forget why I brought it up, but it wasn't this thread.

What should mine be?

[Wetzelbill]

49. Haruka sounds like it would be badass on its own

Like you have some kind of ancient powers or something. :)

[Deja Q]

50. Now if I were to respond, do you know what would happen?

:rofl: