Woman Set Boyfriends Penis On Fire

[matcom]

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MONTREAL - A Montreal woman who used fondue fuel to set her late boyfriend's penis on fire has been sentenced to four years in prison.

The Crown says taking into account time already served, Andree Rene will have to remain incarcerated for another 30 months.

Crown attorney Steeve Lariviere said today the 44-year-old woman also needs follow-up help for her psychological and alcohol problems.

In April 2001, Rene's boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them.

As Guillaume Pungo snoozed, Rene doused the man's private parts with fuel and set them aflame.

The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his chest.

Lariviere also says Pungo, who died last year of unrelated causes, had difficulty getting into relationships after what happened.

http://www.azcentral.com//offbeat/articles/0228burned-penis28-ON.html

[mwdem]

1. You are truly on a roll today!

:hi:

[derby378]

2. Reminds me of the old joke...

It was so cold in Manhattan that they caught gonorrhea just for the burning sensation... :evilgrin:

[AllegroRondo]

3. related joke

It was so cold in Manhattan, that the hookers were offering freebies just to get a hot meal.

[Beer Snob-50]

4. ouch!!!

reminds me of a girlfriend i once had. we got real drunk one ngiht at her dorm and she decided to pleasure me with her hand. her faux diamond ring slid around and she ended up craving the shit out of my love monkey. hurt for weeks there after. yes it finally healed.

[NewJeffCT]

9. ouch

I winced at that story here at my desk at work.

[Shine]

10. Yikes, nice visual.

thanks. :D

:hi:

[Beer Snob-50]

11. i am glad i can make your day.

:hi:

[Burma Jones]

5. Oh, this isn't metaphorical.......

Dang

[peekaloo]

6. a heated argument......

BWAH.

[xchrom]

7. i'd like to thank myself for being gay.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. I know I'm going to regret asking ...

but what does being gay have to do with this?

Gay people are immune from going batshit crazy and setting their partners on fire?

Or, is it that gay people wouldn't be anywhere near Fondue fuel?

:rofl:

Anyway, I have reached 1000 posts today, and I am not yet doused in Fondue fuel and set afire, so it's a good day.

[Zavulon]

8. "...had difficulty getting into relationships after what happened."

Am I the only one who burst out laughing at this line? I know it's cruel, but the possibilities for tasteless dark humor - toward which I am quite inclined - are endless here. :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

12. I will never ever again order a banana flambe'.