I just ate two big-ass burritos. Ask me anything.

[Robb]

...Where's that lolling around smiley? :D

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Is your ass any bigger now?

[Robb]

5. Si!

Well, not yet. But I suppose it's just a matter of time. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

7. And burritos.

[Left Is Write]

2. Does that mean the burritos cause a big ass?

:P

[Left Is Write]

And actually that's very funny, because burrito means small ass!

[Robb]

4. Gold star on yer forehead!

I've always loved the phrase for just that reason. :hi:

[WI_DEM]

3. how big of an ass did your burritos have?

[Robb]

6. Their asses were HUGH!!

HUGH! and I'm SERIES! :D

[trof]

8. Stand over by the window, will ya?

pew

[Robb]

9. trof! You old so-and-so!

:hi:

S'OK, I had some Beano. It's all good.

[trof]

10. Thanks. I got some Airwick around here somewhere.

;-)

[AwakeAtLast]

11. Why does it smell like burning tires around the Lounge?

Did we pass by an oil refinery? :shrug:

:rofl: :D

:hi:

[itsmesgd]

12. what kind of burritos?

I just inhaled two bean burritos from Taco Hell. (Keep away from open flame)

ummm beans

[KamaAina]

13. Were they cooked?

'Cause uncooked burritos can be very, very bad for you.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6252592&mesg_id=6252592

TAMPA, Fla. -- A man who can no longer feed himself says an uncooked chicken burrito put him in a wheelchair. Roger Anderson said he ate the burrito at a Moe's Southwest Grill in Land O' Lakes in September. He said he soon became sick with stomach cramps, diarrhea and joint pains.

Anderson's attorney said the burrito caused a bacterial infection, which led to a disease that affects the body's nerves.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Redstone]

14. Can you just step outside, please? Like now, if you don't mind? And stay there?

Redstone