Which do you want to do when someone ticks you off?

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

Poll question: Which do you want to do when someone ticks you off?

Today, while at work, I got so ticked off that I kept saying that I wanted to kick someone in the knee caps. :mad:


So, which do you want to do to the offending person?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

1. You don't really want to know.

I go for mayhem.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

2. It's Friday and I need some cheering up...

and some good suggestions. Praying sometimes just doesn't cut it. :P

[graywarrior]

5. OK, where I come from kicking in the kneecaps is baby shit.

A 2 by 4 to the side of the head for starters.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

7. I was at work...

although I could have ran the through the shingles machine. :)

[Jamastiene]

27. Same here.

but I go for a bloodbath.

[Bassic]

3. Other, grab them by

the collar and throw them head first on something hard and narrow like a column, a metal bar or just the edge of a door. It happens to me very rarely, but it does happen.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

10. The idiot is too tall for me to do that.

That is why I said I wanted to kick him in the knee caps. :)

[Bassic]

11. Well then instead of the collar,

just grab his crotch. Believe me, you'll be able to throw exactly where you want :D

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

12. Thanx!

I'll remeber that the next time he says something stupid. :D

[Bassic]

13. My pleasure

:D

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

14. The funny thing is...

he looks like the guy from the Verizon Wireless commercial that is supposed to be alone in the field with the gangsters. :)

[Bassic]

17. Ah, an inspiring target then

:D

[Shell Beau]

4. You have to go for what hurts.

The "jewels" of course if its a guy!! The part of the back where the kidneys are located. Great way to hurt them! The chest area, that really hurts when you punch it. Also, that tender area on the bottom of the arm and thighs, pinch it ever so slightly!!! That hurts!! Also, if you punch someone in the throat, they may just not recover!

How do I know these things? Well, I had two mean ass brothers who loved to pick on the youngest and only girl! I learned to defend myself very quick!!

:P I have never had to use the tactics (except on my brothers when I was little), but let me tell you, they work!!!

That's just if you want to get physical and all! :P

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

8. If you punch them in the spot closest to the ear on the neck

it can stun them real good. I did it to my brother. Pinching only works if you can get the when they aren't looking. :)

[SPKrazy]

6. Grab Them By The Scruff Of The Neck

rub their nose in their own crap

:mad:

oh, wait, that's the dog

um,

kick them in the kneecaps sounds fun, how 'bout whack em with a bowling pin in the kneecaps?

:shrug:

:hi:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

9. I thought about getting a handful of granules...

but I hate to short change the shingles. :P

[SPKrazy]

18. Urp...

:scared:


:hi:

:hug:

[Ariana Celeste]

15. Kick them in the face.

:D

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

16. I'd have to go Jett Li on him then.

A flying kick to the face sounds pretty good. :)

[SPKrazy]

30. That I'd Like To See!

:hi:

:hug:

[S n o w b a l l]

19. God I'm a weirdo...

I want to talk.

[u4ic]

21. Me, too

8 times out of 10, that's what I want to do.


It depends on the circumstances, too. If it's inadvertent, rather than someone consciously doing it, or passive aggressiveness, then I'd want to talk. The last two I have more difficulty with, and if it's a repeated pattern, will just cut them out of my life.


There is one person who I have to deal with occasionally that I despise, and I'd just like to tear a strip off of him. Nothing physical, just berate him in front of others the way he does. I don't know this person well, and don't want to.

[SPKrazy]

22. What Do You Want To Say?

when you talk?

[S n o w b a l l]

23. Basically...you really pissed me off

now explain yourself and tell me your side of the story. I'd listen and THEN might slap his head off. But, definitely talk first.

[SPKrazy]

24. Okay

just checking it out

:shrug:

better to talk first, slap later than visa versa I suppose

sometimes you just know they need a slappin'!

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

29. that is the best and wisest approach.

I want to make things right so bad sometimes that I end up apologizing for things that other people did to get rid of any negativity. Which doesn't work, it just makes me a chump. Talking it out, with honesty like you said in your post, is the best way.

[Scarlett17]

20. I'm partial to the threat of "snatch you bald-headed".

It really catches people off guard.

:evilgrin:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

31. that only works if

the hair on their head is growing out of the roots!:P

[Scarlett17]

39. I don't know. . .

weaves are EXPENSIVE!

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. Stuff that would make Hannibal Lecter blush.

:hide:

[crim son]

28. Oh bullshit. Nobody here believes that.

:D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. Exactly.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

38. You have an evil side.

I like that.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

33. Like what?

The only thing that would make him blush is doing a Pinhead!!! :)

[BlueStorm]

26. Put a voodoo curse on them...

or if I could, set up a way to electrocute them.

Blue

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

32. I like the curse.

Thanks! :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. To destroy them utterly and erase all memory of them from the very universe itself

(except for my own mind, because I want to remember that they were utterly destroyed)

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

35. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

[AmyDeLune]

37. On my worst days...

...but I don't actually own a gun and even if I did, don't have the wrist strength to fire like that...but that's what fantasies are for. :evilgrin:

[GirlinContempt]

40. Request that they fuck off and die forthwith