If I ever answer the phone again, please shoot me

[MoseyWalker]

My family is nuts. Believe it or not, I am the least nuts of them all.

I have a brother dying, an elderly mother who is going to, and a twin sister who has wanted to die since she was a teenager.

I also have two sisters who are on the sidelines watching.

I just tried to talk to my mother, and couldn't do it. She is nuts. She is beyond nuts. She is mean, mean, mean.

As most of us tell ourselves while watching a scary movie.....Don't Answer The Phone!!!!!!!!

Is your family completely nuts also?