You can fight in this thread

[jpgray]

Permission is pending from Skinner, but I'm sure he's cool with it.

[datasuspect]

1. what the fuck do you mean by that?

i don't know much about what you're saying, but i know about drankin budweiser and whipping ass

oh, and teasing vegans and feeding pit bulls to alligators

MEAT MEAT MEAT!!!!!

[jpgray]

2. A mentos joke in your sigline? Not even Jesus can save that.

:P

[datasuspect]

4. jesus is funky fresh yo~!

[terrya]

9. Holy shit

That's one seriously buff looking Jesus.

[jpgray]

10. And on the third day, Jesus modeled again. In fulfillment of the Brawny paper towel contract

[datasuspect]

11. THIS is a buff (and very sexy) jesus

[terrya]

12. You're right

Man, that Jesus has spent some serious time in the gym.

Wow-wee.

[leeroysphitz]

13. Damn. I'm getting kind of aroused...

Break me off a piece of that...

[Deja Q]

21. Yes, it does redefine yelling "Oh, Jesus!" in church...

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

20. I hope to look that good in 6 months...

Which reminds me, I need to pick up the extra 50LB set of barbell platters tonight...

[crim son]

19. Yeah, but he has too much chin.

Disturbing.

[SKKY]

43. I think we should change the consititution so that foreigners can be president...

...Rupert Murdoch has some great ideas if you just give them a chance!

[graywarrior]

3. Who can I fight with??????

[jpgray]

5. Animal rights activists might have a word with you about your "fowl" bondage practices

[graywarrior]

7. YES!!!!!

[philosophie_en_rose]

6. No talking about DU fight club.

;)

[Guava Jelly]

8. I love The olive Garden,Oasis,And I think Breast feeding is obscene

Unless I am the one doing the feeding.
Oh and I have a problem with Gay vegans!!:sarcasm: (of course i am kidding).
But Canadians don't even get me started I mean what's that all aboot.:silly:

[leeroysphitz]

15. I've always maintained that the U.S. is decades ahead of Canada

in cigarette lighter technology...

[Guava Jelly]

16. Canadians i mean sheesh

I hear their cars run on maple syrup..typical :eyes:

[bridgit]

14. fine by me put up your dukes!!!

[Deja Q]

17. I'll bring the jello!

:rofl:

(What sort of fightin' were you expectin', cowboy? :7 )

[Blue-Jay]

18. Fuck this! I thought this was a "progressive board".

Well I guess I was wrong, wasn't I?

I'll huff and puff and blow your house down, motherfucker!

[asthmaticeog]

22. STFU commie, you need the centrists more than we need you.

WE'RE MORE WINNABLE! WAAAH!

[Blue-Jay]

25. Don't you tell tell ME when to STFU!

As a matter of fact, I'm gonna call my wife and have her alert on your post. That'll teach you a goddamned lesson, you fake-liberal!

[asthmaticeog]

26. Ah, go vote for Nader, hippie.

[Blue-Jay]

27. YOU'RE the hippie, hippie.

And no amount of kangaroo sex will convince me otherwise.

(it's kinda hot, though, if you're into that sort of thing.)

Which I'm NOT, by the way.

[asthmaticeog]

30. Trans-species-sex-lovin' hippie

So when you call your wife to tell her to alert on me, are you gonna 'fess up about all the pouch you're gettin' on the side?

[Blue-Jay]

33. Hush dude! I thought you agreed that we would keep that a secret.

Damn, I'm busted.

[Generic Brad]

57. Marisupials are so HOT!!!

You've got me hopping.

[crim son]

23. You asked for it assole

Really, you don't want to get me fucking started.

[Guava Jelly]

24. ouch!!

:popcorn:

[crim son]

37. Take that, dipshit,

then walk away and never look in my direction again.

:D :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

38. You wanna piece of me Chicka!!!!

:7
:hi:

[crim son]

39. I did, once,

until I read your post about being a speed f***er. :evilgrin: :P

[Guava Jelly]

40. Damn I guess my secret is out.

:hide:
:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. Hurt me!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

46. I'd rather you hurt me.

Somehow... :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

48. I could make you die of laughter somehow.

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[crim son]

51. They do say it's the best medicine.

That mayn't apply if it kills me.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

53. Mayn't?

:rofl: :D

I do make people laugh a lot. I just don't know if it's at me or with me. :D

[crim son]

54. My family has always used the word. Apparently nobody else does!

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=24219

I'll laugh at an empty CD case when I'm in a good mood, so I would probably do both: AT and WITH. But kindly, so you wouldn't be offended. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

55. Good.

'Cause I got a whole barrel for ya!

(Of laughs, silly.) :D

[crim son]

58. I wouldn't for one minute presume

that you meant anything else. :bounce:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

59. Mr. Bouncy disagrees.

:rofl:

[crim son]

60. That's Ms. Bouncy

and she can't be controlled. :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

61. She's a hellcat!

Scratching and clawing wildly away! :evilgrin:

[crim son]

62. You should have seen her when she was young and

uninhibited. :evilgrin: On edit: of course you would have been - what - five? :cry:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

63. I'm all about bringing back the classics.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

64. As always, a calming response.

I have to go to bed because I have an awful headache. Have a great middle-of-the-night! :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

66. They call me human Ambien.

:D

Good night! :hi:

[Redstone]

28. What, you wanna fight? I got your fight right here...

hanging.

Redstone

[Blue-Jay]

29. Ballsack Fight!

[Redstone]

31. After school. In the parking lot. Behind the '57 Chevy.

Be there.

Redstone

[Blue-Jay]

32. You're on!

I'll bring my deadliest scrotum!

[Redstone]

34. Jesus, that just conjured up an image that I'd rather not visualize again. And made me laugh, too.

thanks for the chuckle.

Redstone

[Blue-Jay]

35. I live to amuse, Mr. Stone.

:D

[Redstone]

36. Well, you certainly succeeded this time. Well-done.

Redstone

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. ugh! you again? go back you little troll.

[Random_Australian]

44. No we can't. And permission isn't pending from Skinner, and he's hot with it.

So there.

[crim son]

47. Random_Australian!

I was just talking about you the other day because it's been a hell of a long time. I don't even know if you know me as crim son, but I used to be kiraboo and you were a favorite DUer. Glad to see you! :hug:

[Random_Australian]

49. Crim son is kiraboo! Wow! I never new! I did see you once or twice,

and it's great to see you too! - I have been away so long that I had to start an "I'm back" thread.

[crim son]

50. Which I missed, apparently.

Well, welcome back! 'Tain't the same place without you.

[GirlinContempt]

45. Seeing as we both signed up for the same message board

We shouldn't fight. Or dislike each other. We both have the possibility of similar views on some topics therefore we should pretend the other is an intelligent, interesting person no matter what, or at the very least not be mean enough to point out the others lack of logic, reasoning, or brains. To do otherwise would be mean and nasty. Don't attack me! I'm a "liberal" too!

Because, we're all on the same message board. It only makes sense.

[The Straight Story]

52. Ann coulter was talking about edwards smoking! (nt)

[madinmaryland]

56. The Olive Garden is Fuckin Great!!1!!

[LSK]

65. clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique

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:popcorn:

[MonkeyFunk]

67. Man

this thread is asking for trouble.