If you were to name a drink after Ann coulter - what would you put in it?

[The Straight Story]

Other than arsenic :)

[grasswire]

1. vinegar and water (eom)

[graywarrior]

2. ,

:spray:

[grasswire]

6. it's a derivative of the old joke about the drunk at the bar...

.....that I can't fully remember. Something about the drunk hollering "Buy that douchebag sitting over there a drink on me!" The bartender looks at the woman and asks "What'll you have, lady?" She says: "Vinegar and water."

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. ...

:rofl:

[grasswire]

8. tink (n/t)

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Yeah, make that

cocktails for one.

:rofl:

[grasswire]

14. hahaha

well played

[mitchum]

15. Best post I've ever seen

that was brilliant :)
still laughing

[grasswire]

17. gee

:hi:

[Generic Brad]

16. How about piss and vinegar?

It seems more apropos.

[DBoon]

26. H2SO4 and water

Acetic acid is too mild and flavorful for the "Ann Coulter Cocktail"

On edit: And I'd add a light dusting of crystal meth, for that frenzied, agressive paranoid attitude

[L A Woman]

3. my pee

i guess that's all. :-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Bile, battery acid and goat pee.

[Redstone]

7. The Manndam's Apple.

Redstone

[Danger Mouse]

9. A mixture of vomit and unidentified yellow discharge.

Something as vile and disgusting as she is.

[Book Lover]

10. Puke, bile, and piss

[KitchenWitch]

11. strychnine

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. everything cheap to correctly reflect her values

so a drink with the cheapest beer/vodka/rum/gin/whatever other alcohol toppped off with some tawdry food coloring.

[Blue-Jay]

18. poop

[XemaSab]

19. Santorum

:D

[TommyO]

36. Oh yes! Remind me to make up a fresh batch.

[SmileyBoy]

20. I'd piss and shit in a bucket.

Voila!!!

[barb162]

21. I'd put in anti-psychotics

[JackBeck]

22. If I were to name a drink after "Ann coulter" I'd call it

"The Straight Story".

And what would I put in it?

An application for "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy".

[The Straight Story]

24. Your life must be boring at times :)

but yeah, I could use a makeover, that's for sure.

[JackBeck]

27. Nope. Not at all boring.

It's hard to not comment on obvious patterns.

There are times when I feel I could start my own "Comic Relief" fundraiser in your honor.

But you seem to do well on your own.

[The Straight Story]

29. Well, I try

Your comments are always welcome. It's a free country, open board, and all that. I just wish that friction was not there between us and other folks.

Shit happens and people take things personally, happens on here I suppose, the medium does not help.

Odd to be on the same side and yet at odds. Oh well, shit happens. I can't please everyone. Gave up trying to do that years ago.

If one cannot agree to disagree on some sub issues than I am not sure what that leaves us.

[JackBeck]

31. Try giving up the stupid

Snickers comments.

Then we might get closer to being on the same page.

[gmoney]

23. Bitters and bar-rag squeezin's (eom)

[vixengrl]

25. Vinegar and gall, served on a sponge--

administered by "very long stick." I would call it a Coultertini and it can only be served to political dissidents serving time at the behest of the alledgedly pious. It is best served flung into the eyes of self righteous statist corprocrats and godbags. It might also be used to agitate old wounds, and perhaps is best enjoyed by the self martyred--hate-speech writers who weep at the sting of whipped cream pies and so-called pro-lifers who want sexually happy people dead.

(Damn, that sounds mighty bitter--totally befits our girl Ann.)

[Control-Z]

28. Something that came

out of a FEAR FACTOR blender. You know, a raw bull intestine shake topped with maggots or something.

Sorry - that's what popped into my head when I saw her name.

[Missy Vixen]

30. Cream and lemon juice

It needs to curdle.

Julie

[petronius]

32. Cream is too good - I'm thinking fermented nonfat milk, a dash of bitters,

very cheap vodka, and the aforementioned lemon juice...

[underpants]

33. John Prine

Oh I get drunk most every night
Seems like all we do is fight
The more I drink
The less I feel blue
Sometimes I feel like an awful fool
Spendin' my life on an old bar stool
And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you

If this date were to be our last
I'd never sit down this glass
It'd take all the booze in the world
To forget you
You've left my heart a vacant lot
I'll fill it with another shot
And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you

Looks like I had my fill
Guess I better pay my bill
When I started out I only meant to have a few
Someone just said that you left town
I better get a double round
And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you

[Neshanic]

34. Satan Semen

[TommyO]

37. Why bother? She's probably already consorted with him?

[TheBaldyMan]

35. a barrel of Bitter with a garnish of sour grapes.n/t

[mwdem]

38. A turd.

'Nuff said.

[ContraBass Black]

39. HCL.

Undiluted.

[jmowreader]

40. What I'd put in the Coulter, and why

Start by soaking tobacco leaves in vodka for a few days. Put a drop of this elixir in the bottom of a large tumbler. Just a drop.

Then add a dash of white wine. These in honor of David Brock's observation that Ann Coulter is the only person in the world who thrives on a diet consisting solely of cigarettes and white wine.

Mix in five or six shots of Everclear, in case the actual Ann Coulter speaks to you while you're consuming this.

Add a dash of Angostura bitters, in honor of her charming personality.

And about a tray of ice cubes, preferably ones made in heart-shaped molds. You figure this one out.

Stir in a few drops of Frangelico (hazelnut liqueur) and Amaretto (almond liqueur) in honor of the fact that Ann's completely nuts.

Then top the glass off with V-8 in honor of the planet-destroying engines Ann favors.

Decant into a broad-rimmed glass with pictures of female dogs on it, and serve. Recommend drinking very quickly.

[Tikki]

41. Ah, just throw a bucket of.....

water on the ole witch and get it over with...



Tikki

[Left Is Write]

42. Hemlock.

[Zookeeper]

43. Rat bile, worm guts and cockroach droppings....

those are the things little Ann is made of.

[Gatchaman]

44. Prune Juice and Superglue

Prune juice to give you the shits, and superglue to glue your asshole shut. The shit would then spew forth from your mouth, and that's an Ann Coulter.

I should be, like, a bartender or something.

[onecent]

45. cyanide.