So, what did you do instead of going to church today, sinners?

[LostInAnomie]

Hope it was worth an eternity of damnation.

[achtung_circus]

1. I slept in

and dreamed of the London Underground, where I met a lovely lady with long dark hair.

We sat on the seat of the horse drawn carriage and necked.

So, yeah, it'll do, as an alternative to church.

[billyskank]

2. Masturbated.

Actually I didn't, but maybe I should have, thinking about it.

[LostInAnomie]

3. And why couldn't you have done that in church!?

It never stops me. O8)

[billyskank]

4. My parishioners might have objected.

:D

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

9. Damn, you beat me.

Pun intended.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Hey, me too!

Onto a photo (yes, an actual photo) of Jesus and Mary Magdalene tearing one off.

[Deja Q]

27. Darn it! You beat me to it! No pun intended!

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

5. Watched TV

Eating humantaschen.

[Shell Beau]

6. I had to take my husband to the airport!

[hippiechick]

7. Hiked in the woods with my dogs ...

... communed with Mother Nature ... took in the beautiful, clear morning - birds singing, squirrels and rabbits running, the snow melting and the blue, blue sky - and spent some quality time with 'my' G*d.


:hi:

[achtung_circus]

13. HEY

I don't wanna hear about snow melting. It makes me jealous, and that's not nice.

As for the rest, it sounds lovely.

[hippiechick]

23. It's been an hellacious month in Indy ...

:( We NEED spring.

[YDogg]

24. sled dogs?

:-)

[hippiechick]

28. They WISH.

:hi:

[YDogg]

38. They're adorable!

Dogs rule.

[Critters2]

88. They're beautiful!! nt

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

8. Masturbation.

[LostInAnomie]

11. That's what the drive to church is for!

Geez! :eyes:

[thefool_wa]

10. World of Warcraft

Actually, that is what my wife did. I am working.

[flamingyouth]

14. Gym and yoga.

Later - qigong.

[HEyHEY]

15. TRUST ME IT WAS

But, decorum prevents me from mentioning it here.

[Reverend_Smitty]

16. I ate pancakes...

and yes they were sinfully good!

[dropkickpa]

17. Yelled at little girls

hid in my office, copying Misfits albums onto 1 cd (4 fit on one disc!!). Dropkid had a sleepovr with 2 friends, NOT one of my favorite things.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

18. Slept in till 11 and contemplated doing something naughty.

:evilgrin:

[Burma Jones]

19. The NYT Sunday Crossword and went to the gym

My wife took the kids to Hebrew School.....

[johnnie]

20. Well let's see

First I melted some gold down and made a big statue of a lamb. I then prayed to it and worshiped it. The neighbor's dog (which I covet) was barking and disturbing my worshiping so I went outside and shot the dog. I then killed my neighbor so he won't buy another dog. I didn't touch his wife because I covet her too. Plus, we have had an adulteress affair for years and I didn't want to throw some salt in my game.

I then stole the neighbor's lawnmower, but I stubbed my toe while doing it and yelled out "God dammit!!"

I used the lawnmower to cut my lawn even though it is Sunday and I shouldn't have been working. My parent's called to say hello and I told them that I don't honor them anymore and I hung up on them.

Right now I am getting ready to bear false witness against my neighbor..oo la la

[Initech]

21. Slept in, then cursed at my electric company for the power going out.

[sarge43]

22. The usual.

Sacrificed a virgin and, believe me, finding one was a chore.

Took a blood oath under a blasted oak.

Did a quick refresher on entail reading.

Had sex with a temple priest.

Booked the group tour to Stonehenge for the Ostara Celebration.

Cleaned up the place. Got wild around here during the eclipse.

[bearfan454]

25. I cleaned house.

Did the dishes, laundry, cleaned out the icebox, fed the dogs, and cleaned the tubs.

[AlCzervik]

26. i slept late, well late for me. Saturday night at my house usually begins with--

"get mother a beer would you sweetheart?"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. My dear LostInAnomie........

I did this.......How about you?

And yes, it was worth an eternity of damnation!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6264201

:bounce: :bounce:

[Xipe Totec]

30. What's a church? n/t

[Radio_Lady]

31. Cleaned up the kitchen after our party last night. Now, I'm thinking about packing for Maui!

Maybe it's time for lunch first...

[mike_c]

41. you don't happen to live next door to me, do you...?

The neighbors had a party last night, made me fantasize about planting explosives under their house while I ground my teeth trying to sleep....

[Radio_Lady]

42. No, no -- we had a dinner party for eight persons, and two children.

Started at 5:30 PM and was over by 8 PM.

You poor thing! Hope you can get some better rest today or tonight!

In peace,

Radio Lady in Oregon

[Esra Star]

85. Do eight person dinner parties really work. I find that six seems

to be the maximum for enjoyment by everybody.
When there's more the loud verbose person at the table
tends to take over. Then some don't participate.
What is your experience?

[Radio_Lady]

129. We had seven adults at the table, one five-year-old boy, and his sister, a 6-month old baby girl.

Seemed like a good number to me. They wrote us a beautiful email the next day thanking us for the little party.

You're probably asking the wrong person about party size, though. Oddly enough, I am quite uncomfortable at my own parties. I really don't enjoy people coming over to my home and am apprehensive that things just won't "jell" and people will judge me. It just takes so much out of me for no apparent reason. So in my life, I have rarely had a "great" time at dinner parties that I host. Luckily, this one was catered by a local Asian restaurant -- good food! My husband did most of the set up, while I did all of the clean up.

I am not a cook... always feel that I will miss something at the table... and there I am, frantic and sweaty in a hot kitchen. It's just kind of a phobia without a name (fear of parties that I host?), I guess. Otherwise, I am quite outgoing in all groups and thoroughly enjoy conversation, so that's not at the root of it.

I am an only child, my mother and father never entertained on any scale, and I just didn't get the warm fuzzy relaxed feeling about having people over to my home. Luckily, my husband understands and we do a lot of brunches and dinners with people at restaurants, etc. My children are excellent hosts and both are extremely good cooks, too, thank goodness.

Wish I were different! It must be great to be happy and relaxed while entertaining!

In peace,

Radio Lady

[Esra Star]

131. Radio Lady, thank you for your reply.....

I just consulted with my wife and she suffers from the same thing.
I suggest it is common and should be called hostingphobia or something.
Apparently the treatment is in the second glass of wine.
Maybe this makes you loosen up and everybody relaxes.
I also googled "how to host a dinner party" and lots popped up.
Probably worth a try.
Cheers

[Radio_Lady]

134. Good information! Glad to be of help.

I don't drink wine much -- beer is OK, but I am a woeful hostess with or without alcohol. Drinking just makes me dizzy and sleepy -- all guests would probably leave if I were to go upstairs to my bedroom for a nap!

[Radio_Lady]

135. The Phobia that Has No Name... some kind of a social phobia!

I'm an outgoing, personable, talkative radio show host. However, hosting my own dinner parties for any size group throws me into a tizzy.

I'm still looking for a name for this.

Obviously, it's some kind of a social phobia, but then again, I don't hate crowds and I don't mind conversation with strangers or friends and I don't mind mingling with others. I love being invited to SOMEONE else's dinner party. But mine? You will wait a dozen years for it. We will take you out to a restaurant, because I'm not a TOTAL boor?

So what is this called?

[Esra Star]

136. "Otherpeoplewaitonmeophilia"

lol

[Radio_Lady]

140. Yeah. That'll work!

[graywarrior]

32. First thing out of my mouth this morning was "Shut the fuck up!"

This to my neighbors dogs who start barking every fucking day at 7:30 am. That led into an hour discussion on my negative attitude first thing in the morning, followed by discussions about it being a bad idea to post the work FUCK in a subject line at DU.

Bwahahahahahahaha. Mr. Gray is such a fucking laugh riot.

:rofl:

[Rhythm]

115. my first words of the day were STFU, too...

but it was OUR dog i was yelling at... at 6am.

he makes all of these funny, whiny noises when he wants out in the morning...
and he's better than an alarm clock!

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Slept in

was trying to ignore my hangover. :P

[billyskank]

47. REV!!!!!

Oh, sorry...


REV!!! :bounce:

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. BILLY!!!!

No need to whisper, I drank some coffee and ate a bagel with cheese. I'm good now. :P

[graywarrior]

49. Poor baby.

Here, nurse on this.

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. *sigh*

:loveya:





:rofl:

[graywarrior]

53. Feel better now?

Take two of those, and call me later. Which reminds me...check your PM.

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Oh yes.

I feel fantastic now. :P


NO! You check YOUR PM. :P

[graywarrior]

58. No, check yours again.

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Ohhhh

I feel all special now.

[graywarrior]

61. Just don't write in on Olive Garden bathrooms walls.

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. Damn, take away all of my fun!

"For a good time call ______________"

[graywarrior]

65. Ask for Mr. Gray.

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. LOL

:rofl:

[maveric]

34. Did "The Nasty".

After an early morning bong.
I'm definitely goin to hell!

[WindRavenX]

35. smoked pot, played video games

Now about to do laundry...

[ghostsofgiants]

36. Slept from 9:30 AM to 4:00 PM.

Though oddly I had a dream about church. Weird.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

37. Went to church; sang two lovely anthems with choir; drank coffee; came home

O8)

[Critters2]

79. What anthems did you sing?

We did a very nice arrangement of "Dona Nobis Pacem" and "We are Marching in the Light of God/Siyahamba". We have a great choir director!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

111. Herbert Howells' "Like as a Hart" and Orlando Gibbons' "Almighty and

Everlasting God."

(Our choir director is from England, so we're learning the whole English cathedral hit parade.)

[Critters2]

127. Gibbons. Cool.

This congregation had no choir (or youth group, Sunday School, or...) for years. We're in a re-building phase, and doing fairly simple stuff. Yet our director finds good music nonetheless.

[mike_c]

39. I'm grading exams....

Actually, it kind of IS eternal damnation, now that you mention it....

[Arkansas Granny]

40. I read DU, drank coffee and took my dog for a walk.

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. Actually, I went to church today.

I didn't sin!

:blush:

[Critters2]

80. Which church do you go to?

Riverside?

[Rabrrrrrr]

90. I went there a few times. Always liked the organ, loved Forbes,

great space to sing in, but the congregation - man, talk about unfriendly.

:scared:

Cold place, that. Even architecturally.

When I was in NYC I mostly went Episcopal. Loved St. John's and Smokie Mary's and the one just south of Union Square.

[Critters2]

93. I'm confused. I thot you were in NYC now.

I've been to Riverside a couple of times, when I was in town for meetings at the Godbox. I didn't find it friendly, but I have a parishioner who lives part-time here, part-time there, and that's her NYC church. She loves it. I thought perhaps it had "friendlied-up" a bit.

I don't ask her to compare her two pastors in terms of preaching :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

95. No, I used to be in NYC, but moved a few years ago.

I am now NOT in NYC.

And don't feel too bad about comparing with Forbes - I heard him deliver a real stinker. On Easter. 2004. It was awful.

Normally, though, he's damned great. His sermon at Prof. James Washington's funeral was fucking out of the world. I wish I could remember what he said, but I can't, but it was absolutely perfect.

[Critters2]

96. Easter is damned hard to preach

I mean, if you need me (or Forbes) to explain it to you, well, just never mind. Nice to know it's a challenge for him, too, though.

[AmyDeLune]

44. Threw more burning coals

into my Lava Pit in Hell.:evilgrin:
(actually, I'm at work.B-))

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. Went sinning.

:P

[crim son]

46. I went out for coffee with my friend Steve, to hear about his date

last night. Then I bought some groceries and came home. Too boring to burn for.

[billyskank]

48. Hey

:hi:

[crim son]

52. Hey!

What did you have for dinner? :7

[billyskank]

54. Pizza!

I bought a frozen one, a margherita, and improved it with some tomato, yellow pepper and olives.

I hope you had a nice time. :hug:

:loveya:

[crim son]

64. I'm always glad to get out.

It turns out that the woman only wanted an "intimate encounter" which my friend found flattering, but uninteresting.

Pizza sounds so good. I'm going to make tacos tonight, but with store-bought shells. For some reason I'm fixated on food right now, so I had to hear about somebody else eating. :hug: :loveya:

[billyskank]

66. Mmmmm tacos

They work pretty well even with soya mince. :9

[crim son]

71. I've made them with the burger substitute before for a casual dinner

with vegetarian friends, and they were very good.

I'm starving. I'm always starving.

[billyskank]

73. Do you like curry?

I was about to ask, do you like Indian? Then I realised, of course you do. :blush:

[crim son]

75. LMAO!

I like a broad range of... foods. Yes, I love all different sorts of curry from the plain "British" to vindaloo or what have you. I also like food with heat - a lot. Basically, I like food except for raw bananas and anything with a very strong fishy flavor - although fish sauce in Thai food is excellent.

[EFerrari]

55. I started an impeachment working group in San Francisco.

AND I HATE MEETINGS, groups and ideologues. So, that makes me the LEAST qualified person to do it but, I did the dirty deed.

(Okay, I don't hate DU, and especially not The Lounge. Mostly. :smoke: )

[Scooter24]

56. I've had a very busy day so far...

I had an early tennis match/breakfast at the country club with a friend who flew in yesterday. Then we went to the mall to pick up a few dress shirts, then on to the gayborhood for some window shopping and picked up some monogramed stationary. I then went and played some golf, followed by a light lunch at Hunky's and now I'm back here.

For the rest of the day- I am about to leave for my 345pm appt at the Spa, then afterwards meet up with the boyfriend for a movie. Then meet up with some other friends for dinner at Shogun's, then some after-dinner drinks at Cru.

[Catfight]

60. went to the dog park instead and enjoyed the sunshine! nt

[Nicole]

62. I slept. n/t

[u4ic]

67. I went to church

UU, so no hell...or heaven, either. :P

[Critters2]

81. Unitarians think they're too good for God to send 'em to hell; :)

Universalists think God is too good to send 'em to hell. Either way, nobody goes to hell.


I used to be married to one. :)




Critters, a Universalist

[u4ic]

84. Lol

Though I must say I do hope a few people go to hell. I even tell them that, too. ;-)


(in that all embracing and loving UU way):rofl:

[Critters2]

87. A UU minister friend of mine likes to say:

"We're tolerant. That means I have to tolerate you. I don't have to like you". Hehehe.

[querelle]

69. Same As Every Sunday

Housework.

:-(

Q

[NewWaveChick1981]

70. I worked this morning. I shall be struck by the hand of God soon.

:rofl: :hi:

[billyskank]

72. You are a bad chick.

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

76. Yeah, I am...

:P :evilgrin: :hug:

[billyskank]

77. I only wonder how bad...

;)

:evilgrin:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

74. slept in

made a huge breakfast, took a nap, went on a 2 hour walk with my SO and dog, made homemade pot stickers. Now I'm watching a special on BBCPrime about Tourette's syndrome and reading DU. Good day.

[Ariana Celeste]

78. Woke up with an awful hangover

Drank water, had a smoke, went back to sleep. Woke up still hungover, so I just popped an ibuprofen and am drinking a ton of water. I suppose blasting Opeth isn't helping but hell. Why not.

[fudge stripe cookays]

82. TRYING to finish painting...

our newly renovated bathroom, and also our bedroom. Construction was going on for weeks, and our house looks like a bomb went off in it, what with moving stuff from room to room to get it out of the way of the paint and tile guys, plumber, shower door installer, etc.

We are finally getting some semblance of order back. Hopefully by tonight, we can move our bed back to its normal spot, and I won't have to keep crawling over reprehensor in the middle of the night to pee (my side is up against the wall).

[ellisonz]

83. Went sinning while masturbating...

[Zookeeper]

86. Slept in, drank lots of coffee, read the newpaper....

My usual Sunday morning.

[u4ic]

89. That sounds like a great

morning, Zookeeper! Nice and relaxing. :D

How are you? :hi:

[Zookeeper]

91. Hi, U4ic!

Working my way out of a funk. I'm expecting this week to be much better.

How are you doing? You haven't been around much lately.

:pals:

[u4ic]

102. I'm sorry to hear

you've been feeling down, Zookeeper. I hope you're up and at'em very soon once again! :hug:


I've been pretty busy as of late; and I've often been around at times that I normally am not. It's a good busy, though, and will only get even more as spring approaches. :-)

[SPKrazy]

92. I Slept In...

what ya gonna do about it?

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

94. Exercised, took metabolism enhancement medication, redecorated, watched tv

[Jamastiene]

97. Hope I get to do what I did today for an eternity one day.

I can never get enough sleep. Ah, the joy of good ol' sleep. I slept until 5:00 this afternoon. And you can bet it's going to get more decadent as the week progresses. I have one glorious week off from that woman hating school I go to for spring break. I'm gonna sleep and talk about how wonderful women are all week long. To women, :lovaya:, you don't get enough credit for all you have to put up with in life. :hi:

[billyskank]

99. Jama!!!

:hug:

:hi:

:loveya:

[Jamastiene]

104. Hey, biwwi skank.

:hug:

:hi:

:loveya:

How have you been doing?

[billyskank]

105. Up and down, sweetie

I hope I'm going back up again now. I have missed you. :hug:

[Shine]

98. OMG, I rode 3 hrs on my bike: 35 miles, with 3,800+ft in elevation gain!

I call it The Church of Bike. :D

It was my first real training ride of the season.

WHAT was I thinking?!? I'm completely and utterly spent.

Yes, it was a lot to bite off, but hey, I did it, so I guess I can be proud of myself. :thumbsup:

:hi:

[gmoney]

100. nude model photo shoot...

We also did shots of her modeling clothing, but that was a little later, after church hours.

[Omphaloskepsis]

101. I woke up about 1 pm..

Watched the History Channel for about thirty minutes. Masturbated.. Sat down at the computer and started drinking... So this is what the bottom looks like?

[Dulcinea]

103. Went to work.

God will understand.

[NMDemDist2]

106. i cleaned house. and as anyone knows, cleanliness is next to Godliness

so I figure that's close enough....

[Connonym]

107. if you feel the need to get close to god again

I have some some floors that need scrubbing :-D

[NMDemDist2]

110. that's the plan here for tomorrow so sorry I'm already booked n/t

[Generic Brad]

108. Wandered around in a mall

And I bought nothing. I just needed to get some exercise.

[unsavedtrash]

109. drove down to Selma

got to see President Clinton.
It was definitely worth it. :thumbsup:

[AwakeAtLast]

112. Laundry

I am so lame <sigh> :yoiks:

[Rhythm]

113. Lusted after my luscious sweetheart...

ate too much...

layed on the couch and watched TV all afternoon...

got pissed at the cats for making a mess in the kitchen...

patted myself on the back for getting the kitchen spotless again...

/have never been able to get the hang of averice...
//got no reason to envy anyone, when i've got everything i want!

~*~*~

5 out of 7...
can i have a window-seat please?

[KitchenWitch]

114. We went to the beach

[wildhorses]

116. helped save a life or two---

see ya in hell:hi:

[billyskank]

117. wildhorses is putting us to shame

:hi:

[wildhorses]

126. naw, just doin' my job--

good to see ya darlin':*:hug::*

[Skittles]

118. worked

I work every Sunday

[gr8dane_daddy]

119. took a practice GMAT test...

up 60 pts from 3 wks ago.

[Kutjara]

120. Began planning this year's War on Christmas.

I left it a bit late last year and, consequently, it was more of a Skirmish on Christmas. This year, I want to perpetrate a Yuletide Apocalypse, so I'm starting as early as possible, before people get booked up.

[Robeson]

121. Church? Damnation? What the hell is that?....

...some type of druid type superstition?

[taterguy]

122. Watched my wife take a naked pic of my ex-gf

Was that a sin?

[Gormy Cuss]

123. Took a hike.

People are always making that helpful suggestion, so I thought I'd try it. :+

[SteppingRazor]

124. My fiancee and I held "MovieFest 2007 USA (Woooo!!!)"

Seriously. That's what we called staying in bed all day and watching Marie Antoinette, The Departed and Babel. We put on a good front, but behind closed doors, we are incredibly lame.

[deepthought42]

125. Slept in...thought about naughty things...

which I never get to do because I have no life! *sigh*

Eventually I got dressed and went to Best Buy to buy a new DVD player (mine committed suicide sat. night). Oooo yeah....

[Dervill Crow]

128. I was at Seaside with my coven.

Each year we do a long weekend at a Trendwest resort and celebrate the March full moon at the beach.

It was beautiful there.

[Radio_Lady]

130. Did you see the lunar eclipse? I understand it was visible everywhere.

Saturday, March 3rd.

Seaside is pretty beatiful place. We're going to Lincoln City in June after our grandkids get out of school.

[Dervill Crow]

137. We missed the eclipse.

I was the only one who knew about it, and I didn't remember the time it was to happen. If I don't have a computer available, I have no brain.

[Radio_Lady]

141. Oh, dear. Brainless and Blue in Portland... hope you had a good time without your computer!

[Dervill Crow]

142. It was absolutely maahvelous. Thank you! n/t

[SKKY]

132. Golf, and it will be worth it when I finally break 80!!!

[krispos42]

133. I wore garments of mixed linen and wool

Leviticus 19:19 (King James Version)

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

:evilgrin:

[northzax]

138. sacrificed a goat to satan, of course

what else?

[Jimbo S]

139. Had sex with my wife on the leather couch.

[edbermac]

143. Went to the Chicken Ranch brothel in Nevada.

I spent a week there one night.