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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 07:47 PM
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With a load as big as mine, do I need a bigger ass?
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 07:49 PM
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1. Yes
You're ass is way to small to dump that big of a load.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:08 PM
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6. Thank goodness for the tailgate, then
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jono Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 07:54 PM
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2. Snarf!
Good one! :D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:09 PM
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7. Hey, my ass may not agree with that!
Jeez....my ass is hung.....
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 07:56 PM
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3. Your load
is far too big for an ass.

You might try a more conventional method. Try your load with an entire team.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:10 PM
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8. That's a good idea
But where would I find a team of asses around here?



Oh.....never mind.....
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lifeform Donating Member (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 07:59 PM
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4. Could there BE a sorrier looking ass?
.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:10 PM
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9. Looks kinda embarrassed - I know what it's like to have my ass in a sling
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are_we_united_yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:06 PM
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5. Need a bigger Ass?
How about W or Tom Delay?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:11 PM
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10. You mean *gasp*.....
the Asses of Evil?
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are_we_united_yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:08 PM
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19. That was good!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:11 PM
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20. You bet your ass!
:-)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:21 PM
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21. See
You're starting that 'team' already!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:25 PM
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22. Team? My ass
is stuck, could you please help him down?

By George, you're right!
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:15 PM
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11. Whoa.
Sort of adds a new perspective to "up yours" doesn't it?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:17 PM
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12. Yep, my ass is high
But I still know the difference between it and a hole in the ground.
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:20 PM
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14. Forrest, you ARE good...
and quick witted, too! LMAO
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:27 PM
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16. Gracias!
:D

But who told you I was good? I make 'em sign non-discosure agreements to stop just that kind of scuttlebutt.

Oo - I said 'butt'
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:19 PM
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13. And so neatly packaged, too......
:evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:21 PM
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15. Well, thank you - yes, I run a tight ass
:o
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Shakeydave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:47 PM
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17. You're a very, very, very......................
bad man! Shame on you! I must deal with you in improper ways!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 08:52 PM
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18. Ow! ow! Ow! Stop beating my ass!
Leave my ass alone!
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:42 PM
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23. caption time!!!!
The prototype Yugo Mach 1 SUV suffered its first design setback today...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 10:29 PM
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24. Those darned SUVs! They're lethal for your ass!
Doesn't everyone know they're prone to rolling?
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