Bored as hell and I wanna get ill

[HEyHEY]

I mean that... I'm fucking bored... AGAIN.
Anyone got any entertaining stories or jokes?

[Droopy]

1. Here you go.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6263928

[Guava Jelly]

2. Then i let the alpine play, I was pumpin new shit by NWA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ayw_0CQpM6k
Dynamite Hack boyz in the hood

[jane_pippin]

3. Uhhhhm, ok. There was this one time this girl

spent an hour trying to get her "friend" to answer this simple question: When are you coming over to give me back my stuff? She got really pissed because this friend kept going off on tangent after tangent after tangent, but never answered the seemingly simple question set before him.
Then, after an hour of needling, and getting yelled at for nagging, she finally got an answer--which is nice--but she's still pissed so she's going to make this friend buy her bloody marys as payback for being such a total pain in the ass.

Was that entertaining? No. No, it was not. But--I've got 4 hours of sleep under my belt and soon, alcohol to boot, so maybe I'll come up with something better after that.

[HEyHEY]

4. aha

I thought this had to do with a camera at first.

[jane_pippin]

7. Sweet jumping jesus! Was that an ordeal!

It did have to do with that.
And I got zero bloody marys out of it. All I got was grief. And now I actually need a bloody, whereas previously, I merely wanted one.

[HEyHEY]

8. haha

[jane_pippin]

10. Don't laugh at my pain!

:D

Well, pain's the wrong word. "Needlessly frustrated and annoyed on a ridiculous level" is more accurate. Though, the way it got from mild annoyance to "oh my god. You're fucking kidding me!" annoyance is pretty funny, but I'm not going to post that here.

I'm going to go get a movie and a sandwich now.

[Left Is Write]

5. I'm fresh out of entertaining stories. Sorry.

[billyskank]

9. Well you're no use, are you?

:P

[Left Is Write]

11. Not really!

:D

[sakabatou]

6. I accidenly bit into soap

thinking it was a jelly candy today.