Subject: Bra Codes

[Radio_Lady]

(From the Kaiser Permanente message boards)

Bra Codes:

There were really funny pictures of several guys with their tongues hanging out at different degrees as the size of the boobs increased! Of course they wouldn't show on this software......enjoy!

A.........almost there
B..........barely there
C..........can't complain
D..............DANG!
DD............Double Dang!!
E..............enormous!!!
F...............fake
G...............get a reduction!!
H..............."Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

[Shell Beau]

1. Hahahahaha!!! Dang is right!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. These are so damn funny!

And true as well......

Alas, I am no longer a "b"......

I've lost weight,and am now an "a"........:cry:

[LostInAnomie]

12. Finally, we're discussing what brought us together.

:bounce: :bounce:

Oh, baby!

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. ROFL! I "can't complain"...

:rofl: :hi: ;)

[BuelahWitch]

4. Love those!

I sent those to a young man I'm trying to "get to know better" and told him I couldn't complain...

[Radio_Lady]

5. Oh, you Circe, you! Driving a man to distraction on the rocks of your...

-- bra size!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circe

[BuelahWitch]

10. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

:rofl: :rofl: I promise I won't turn him into a pig if he doesn't succumb to my charms! :P

[Left Is Write]

6. What about AA?

Almost Anthills

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. Indeed.

:cry:

:P

[Left Is Write]

8. Hey, at least you've still got potential.

Some of us worked our way up to A (and back down again after childbirth and nursing), and are stuck with what nature denied us.

:P

[Radio_Lady]

9. There's one category they must have missed: PP

Stands for Permanent Pimples

[KitchenWitch]

11. Double Dang!

:bounce::bounce:

[Archae]

13. Here's the rest!

I......Insane!
J.......Joshin' me, aintcha?
K.......Keep away from me!
L......Loard! Oh Loard!
M......Maddening!
N......No more! Please!
O......Off.... me.... can't.... breathe...
P.......Passing.... out.....
Q......Quit it!
R.......Reduction? REMOVAL
S.......Stop. It. Now.
T.......TURN AND RUN
U.......U kilz us all
V.......Vacation time.
W.......WAIT........ let me write my will
X.......Xtreme Can'tMoveYourself
Y.......Y, god, Y?
Z.......Ze bra.... she not hold!

:rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

14. I dated a girl with E's for a few months.

It was fun, but I eventually got tired of hearing about how much her back hurt. :nopity: :evilgrin:

[krispos42]

15. Send her my way!

My ex had DDs, and I'm really used to giving front back rubs... :evilgrin:

[Nicole]

16. Bras by Religion

Catholic: Supports the masses.
Salvation Army: Lifts up the fallen.
Presbyterian: Keeps them staunch and upright.
Baptist: Makes mountains out of molehills.

Double Dang!! I'm must be Catholic. :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

17. Me too!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Somehow, I get the feeling

that many women in this thread are speaking in a kind of code.

:shrug:

[Nicole]

21. I never knew until now

that I was catholic or double danged. :rofl:

[petronius]

19. I'm having trouble visualizing what these letters mean...

You all need to post some pictures (and/or videos) to help us guys out... ;)

[mykpart]

20. I'm just trying to figure out when

I went from a 36D to a 36 Long!

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

22. My most recent love was 46DDD at 6'1"

   
She was perfectly happy with her figure, had minimal back pain.
   Of course, she was an athlete (volleyball, basketball).