Report: Britney Tries To Hang Herself In Rehab After Screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

[matcom]

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BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html

[Okiojira]

1. At least she's finally admitting to being the Anti-Christ...

...I suspected as much during the "...Baby, One More Time" days.:evilgrin:

[tk2kewl]

6. Admitting it is always the first step to recovery.

:P

[Kutjara]

2. The News of the World, or, as it's know in the UK...

..."The News of the Screws" is the biggest tabloid rag imaginable. They're all about the sex scandals, celebrity implosions and two-headed babies. It's a Murdoch rag, dontcha know. Enormous grain of salt required.

[Left Is Write]

8. Agreed.

The source is not exactly reliable.

[Bunny]

3. I wonder if she has a serious case of post-partum depression, or

even post-partum psychosis. Hmmm...

[emad]

4. Sympathy for the Devil #3: "Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i15668

[dolo amber]

5. "The clinic people just didn't know what to do"....?

:wtf:

Because people in rehab are generally so...sane? Perhaps they should consider another line of work. :eyes:

[barb162]

13. She probably would do better in a major mental hospital setting

than a rehab facility. Her problems are possibly way deeper than just getting off a drug, if this story is true at all and I am not so sure it is.

[sasquatch]

14. That's what I said

[barb162]

19. I agree with you. Do you believe the story?

I think it might be a phony story.

[sasquatch]

20. I don't know what to belive anymore

I think it's true personally, hell after she shaved her head I won't rule anything out.

[barb162]

22. You have a good point there!

When she got out of the car showing things "where the sun don't shine" I thought she had to be drunk out of her mind or she was losing it

[sasquatch]

7. Maybe Britney doesn't belong in Rehab

I think her mental problems are not addiction but some completly different psychosis that cannot be treated in a Rehab clinic but in a mental health facility instead.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. That actually makes a LOT of sense.

[Deja Q]

10. I am now convinved.

She is not acting. She has lost it and needs to be institutionalized. Period.

She wants another baby? How about the gaggle of kids she's already made? And ex-husbands she threw out like dirty dishwater? (and the babies were in the dishwater; you bet your sweet nappy she'll be locked up...)


I honestly don't know what to say because, at one point, I wanted to die as well. The difference is, I don't have money and I toughed it out and I had more problems than she did or even does now. Why can't she, with her money?

[barb162]

16. She has been living in an unreal world for half her life

with everyone telling her how great she is. For years she went on stage and people screamed for her and she has made millions like she's some goddess. I suspect she really is clueless. You aren't.

[FVZA_Colonel]

26. Who'd have thought, three or four months ago, that at this time

Kevin Federline would look like the sane one in that relationship? I really hope he gets custody of those kids.

[driver8]

11. Britney is a liar -- everyone knows that Cheney is the anti-Christ!

Who is she trying to fool?

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Oh, the pain of being wrongly-hyped white trash crap.

Shoulda just let her die in the trailer of crack instead of corporatizing her into a commodity. At least she would have died with integrity.

[XemaSab]

15. This sounds like post-partum psychosis

It's good she's away from the kids. :(

[Fenris]

17. There's no future

[jobycom]

18. In other news, Jobycom wins 130 Million dollars, becomes president of the United States.

Who wants to be in my cabinet?

[Mojambo]

21. "Britain's News Of the World"

Sounds reputable.

[FVZA_Colonel]

23. Does anyone have a copy of that photoshop of her new head over Edward Norton's

body in American History X that's been floating around the net? I just found it amusing and wanted to have it.

[qnr]

24. I'm impressed. I didn't think she'd be coherent enough to write 666 properly

whilst looking in a mirror.

Actually, I just felt like using "whilst."

[bridgit]

25. where's her freaking 'people'? what are they going to do when their meal ticket...

hangs herself for real?

[LostinVA]

27. f this is true, she sounds like she has post partum psychosis or something similar

This is really, really bad.

I can't even make fun of her.

:sigh:

[NC_Nurse]

28. She was pissed that Anna Nicole had all the headlines.