I had an ... interesting dream about a DUer last night.

[crim son]

It was so interesting that I think I'm going to take a nap right now and try to relive it. Resleep it, I mean.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Do tell.

;)

[crim son]

3. I will tell you nothing

except that it was a very pleasant dream. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. Then it wasn't about me.

:P

[crim son]

8. Nice try.

:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. I hope it was short and painless.

:P

[crim son]

12. ...

...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. Good or bad?

:shrug:

[crim son]

35. I tried to go back there again this afternoon.

Why would I do that? :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. No idea.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

38. Yes well,

I'm seeing you in a whole new way!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. ...

:blush:

Once again, dreams are better than reality. :rofl:

[crim son]

46. To tell you the truth,

No, I won't tell you :P

[KitchenWitch]

2. Lemme guess - Pawpicker or SA?

[crim son]

4. Yes.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

6. what am i chopped liver

:mad:

[crim son]

10. hehe.

If I'd dreamt about you then my subconscious honesty would have compelled me to have u4ic in bed with us too, and I'm the jealous type. :P

edited: typo

[Guava Jelly]

13. Ooooooooh :o)

That would be terrible :sarcasm:
I am still working on her dowry.
I think i have a lung and a kidney sold so far.:eyes:
:rofl:

[graywarrior]

7. I KNEW you guys were hitched!

Was it all hot and smarmy?

[crim son]

15. Possibly

a little hot and smarmy. And I am NOT hitched to anybody!

[graywarrior]

19. There WILL come a day, m'dear.

Maybe not with anyone here...but with someone NICE.

[crim son]

37. He would have to be as nice as god

to get past the gates, graywarrior. Maybe I'll have you give him the once-over first.

[graywarrior]

43. You'd end up alone forever if you let me take an application

[crim son]

45. Meh, there are worse things.

Like being with a putrid lying sociopath.

[graywarrior]

47. Like GWB, and Condi?

Or like your last ex?

[crim son]

48. All three.

A good 29% of the american population, I'd say!

[graywarrior]

49. I love your statistics. They make sense.

Not quite 30%, much more than 25%. Why the fuck not?

[BarenakedLady]

11. Stop having sex dreams about me!

Geeeez.


;)


:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

16. Yeah thats my job!!

:wtf:
:hi: bnl

[BarenakedLady]

20. Yippee!

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

64. :o)

Hey gorgeous :hug:

[crim son]

17. Hi dear, dear, dear girl!

You were absent from this particular dream, probably because I haven't flirted with you in ages !

[BarenakedLady]

21. Darn it....

And I was soooo sure it was me!

:cry:


:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

24. Might as well ask the woman to stop breathing.

:7

[BarenakedLady]

26. Hey you!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

27. Howdy!

Long time no spank. :hi:

[billyskank]

14. .

.

[crim son]

22. I saw that.

:hug:

[billyskank]

23. I am sorry.

[crim son]

29. Don't be.

I woke up on my own, as always & just like you. :cry:

[billyskank]

31. Not for much longer, I think

You will be whole again soon.

[crim son]

34. The deadline is tomorrow at midnight.

I can't help being a pessimist lately. :pals:

[billyskank]

40. I'd better take my own pessimism away

you don't need mine as well.

[BarenakedLady]

41. What happens at midnight?

Are you going to turn into a pumpkin? Can I have your shoes?

;) :hug:

[crim son]

44. No, it's the one-year- anniversary of being dumped.

I've sworn never to mention it again after then, so during these days before the deadline I am wallowing more deeply than usual although, I admit, I can scarcely remember what I liked about him; just that being with him destroyed everything and nearly destroyed me too.

It should be a day of fucking celebration.

[BarenakedLady]

70. Ouch

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

28. Ooopsie wrong spot

Of course :hug: to you too if you need them though.

[billyskank]

30. Ha ha

that was most appropriate. :/

[BarenakedLady]

32. Awwwww

Don't kill the joy. Ok, joy hasn't been very nice to either of us, but if we just went around killing it all the time, it would never ever decide to pay us a visit. And surely we wouldn't want that.

Now hope? Kill that bitch!



;)


:hug: :loveya: :*

[BarenakedLady]

39. Damn it!

I meant to give you hugs billyskank!


:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
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[Little Wing]

18. Sounds better than mine! I was drafted into a pseudo-military organization

which had military types in the command ranks, but lead us around like civilians. And our sole purpose for existence was to do a shitload of farming around Bush's Crawford ranch because land prices in Texas were plummenting. It was our job to raise those land prices so he could sell before moving to Paraguay. The odd thing was that the dinners were fantastic, 5-star catering all the way, with giant buffet tables -- before we were marched back to our slave quarters. There was a convenience store on the campus, and I'd started to buy those oil can size things of Morton table salt, saying that the chef's were running out but I was secretly mixing it into the fertilizer in order to kill every plant :evilgrin:

[crim son]

25. You didn't watch Idiocracy recently, did you?

Wild. :rofl:

[ThomCat]

50. We should all have such fun dreams.

:P

Did you have any luck going back there during your nap?

[crim son]

51. No.

It would be nice to have real control over the content of dreams, though. There is something peculiar about how real they can be and yet participating characters are entirely unmoved. hehe. Sometimes that's probably a good thing. Hi Thom!

[ThomCat]

52. entirely unmoved?

All you need to do is describe that dream to him (whichever him it was) in great detail, and i'm sure he'll be very, um, moved. :P

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

53. Exactly.

;) :hi:

[crim son]

55. I don't mean unmoved that way!

Unmoved as in, has no way to relate to the manner in which s/he has stirred thoughts or feelings, because s/he didn't.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

57. I'm so confused now.

:P

[crim son]

58. Did I mention I have a fever?

I will probably remember nothing about this tomorrow :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

59. And the only prescription...

IS MORE COWBELL! :P :rofl:

[crim son]

61. You are causing me some serious disruption here.

I'm trying to do coding exercises but all I can think of is

[Starbucks Anarchist]

65. Is what?

:P

[crim son]

66. There is serious risk of being rebuffed and relegated to

-ex stalker status, so I will make a stealthy exit right now. :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

67. Damn!

x(

[crim son]

54. I didn't mean it in a negative way!

And I can't do that. Sometimes I wish I were less inhibited :7

[taterguy]

56. If you can't dream about everyone then don't dream at all

Some of us might be feeling very left out :)

[crim son]

60. I can't control my dreams

which is too damned bad :rofl:

[taterguy]

62. Twist the knife a little deeper

Since my self-esteem is based on whether or not people I'll never meet have fantasies about me

[crim son]

63. As is mine.

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

68. Heheheh... Those dreams are a lot of fun...

:evilgrin: It's funny---when I read you were going to "try to relive it", I thought it said "relieve". :rofl: :P

[crim son]

69. That too.

:spank:

Now, back to studying. :eyes:

[SPKrazy]

71. I had an ...interesting dream about a DU'er last night...

:hug:

whoever the lucky DU'er was...

they were lucky if they were there...

[crim son]

72. As it happens, nobody was there!

Just me and my imagination...

[SPKrazy]

73. Well, whatevah!

:crazy:

:hi: