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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:46 PM
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_______________ start all the wars
Improve on Mel Gibson! Ready..... GO!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:50 PM
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1. Draft dodgers
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:51 PM
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2. Gays and lesbians
It's part of their plot to undermine marriage.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:53 PM
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4. I see your point
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:52 PM
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3. Men
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yy4me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:55 PM
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5. Darn, you beat me to it!
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hellbound-liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:59 PM
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6. My wife gave me the same response almost before I got the question out.
I was thinking "Greedy, shortsighted bastards" start all wars.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 05:25 PM
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7. Are all "Greedy, shortsighted bastards" men?
No, but all the ones who start wars are.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 05:27 PM
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8. The Shoes
That's what this guy said once...and you think about it, he's right.

If no one had any shoes, they wouldn't take up arms
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 05:29 PM
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9. arms dealers. n/t
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 05:30 PM
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10. War profiteers
x(
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 05:32 PM
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11. Darth vader
Edited on Mon Mar-05-07 05:33 PM by HypnoToad
:P
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 05:33 PM
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12. Morons
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 05:53 PM
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13. How can you improve on perfection?
It IS the Jews. I've got the inside scoop. I've been attending banking conspiracy meetings since my Bar Mitzvah. You wouldn't BELIEVE why we engineered the whole Falkland Islands thing.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 06:16 PM
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16. gee
thanks for jewing up my thread. :eyes:
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 05:55 PM
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14. Power outages caused by aliens.
They could fight us directly, but they don't have to. They figured that out all the way back on Maple Street.
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 06:02 PM
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15. religious belief in fairy tales
nt.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 06:27 PM
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17. film makers who glorify violence and war
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