Wife for sale

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Wife for sale

By Gail Rosenblum, Star Tribune

Last update: March 05, 2007 – 8:57 AM


Wife: $3.99 plus tax

What price love? A wise husband, or at least one hoping to continue sleeping in the marital bed, would likely answer, "Oh! There is no way to calculate it, no number large enough!"

Target, on the other hand, can tally it quickly. That's what Tim Cashill of Stacy, Minn., discovered when he bought his wife, Dawn, a Valentine's Day card last month. Cashill, 38, didn't notice the "funny-as-heck" receipt until he returned to work:

"Wife: $3.99." Make that $4.25 with tax.




http://www.startribune.com/218/story/1032086.html

[sakabatou]

1. Sad and funny