Teens Accused Of Making Farmer's Ostrich Impotent

[matcom]

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(AP) Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.

Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005.

According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.

Before Gustav regained his sex drive in the second half of the year, the farmer estimates he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring _ worth $460 apiece.

The suit is due to be heard next Monday in a regional court in nearby Bautzen, the court said Monday. The teenagers' names were not released.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/03/05/ap/strange/main2535894.shtml

[Forkboy]

1. Gustav? Fucking Gustav the Ostrich?

That's it...I'm killing myself :D

[matcom]

2. that's "LUSTFUL" Gustav

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

4. What other kind of Gustav is there?

:silly:

[petronius]

6. Apparently, he's 'just plain Gustav'

If he was Fucking Gustav there wouldn't be a problem...

[Forkboy]

7. Tell that to whoever Gustav is fucking!

:D

[Arkham House]

3. That's not a headline you see every day...

[eppur_se_muova]

5. It reads like someone rashly gave the auto-spellcheck unbridled power.

[realisticphish]

8. how would you like to have THAT on your record

"ah, Hans, your resume looks.... what's this about making an ostrich impotent?"

[Forkboy]

9. LMAO...tough to explain that one.

:rofl: