Pastor Exposes Perverted Little Cartoon Character

[ldf]

Freehold, Iowa- Complete shock filled the Landover Baptist main sanctuary last Sunday as Pastor Deacon Fred revealed in graphic detail, decadent hidden sexual messages in the popular cartoon series, Sponge Bob, Square Pants™. Mrs. Ida Denkins, who was seated in the first pew, fainted in the middle of the presentation and had to be rushed to Landover Baptist Hospital. Church usher, Bob Halburg, had an immediate reaction to the slide show that went straight to his stomach. He vomited so forcefully that pieces of his steaming breakfast were sprayed across nearly 15 pews. All total, at least two-dozen church members became physically ill after being exposed to the disgusting garbage that Hollywood is pumping into our children’s heads.


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html


make sure you pass your cursor over "slide 84"...

[jono]

1. LMAO

It took me a little longer than it should have to figure out this was satire...

:dunce:

[uberotto]

2. I was wondering if this was true or not...

while reading the article. It's so hard to tell these days just how stupid some people can be.

Then I noticed the advert for BettyBowers.com...

[Boudicea]

3. Too funny! And look what I found

on a related link.

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=landoverbaptist.3948982

[Benhurst]

4. Next up is Donald Duck

He runs around with no pants on and lives with his three young "nephews."

[Paranoid_Portlander]

6. And his 3 "nephews" are also not wearing pants!

.

[Paranoid_Portlander]

7. Banned in Finland?

Wasn't Donald seriously banned in Finland several years ago because of the pants situation?

[zbdent]

5. My god, call 911! That poor woman's sternum

is broken and nearly penetrating the skin!

AND SHE'S NAKED!