Introducing my best friend, Miss_Strawberry!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

She has been my best friend for years, my main partner in crime and insane adventures. Not only that, but she's going to be part of my wedding party.

Now she's a DUer!

She's wicked smart and snarky.

[bigwillq]

1. I just met her.

:bounce:

Seems like a nice girl.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Series? I didn't know you had any IRL friends.

:hide:

Welcome, Miss_Strawberry!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Nice post, Hitler.

I don't drink with you.

Oh wait, I do.

[LostinVA]

6. What does that have to do with global warning?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Douchebag.

[LostinVA]

8. whatever, john wayne

[LostinVA]

3. Welcome, Miss_Strawberry!

Who I've heard lots and lots about -- all good and some pervy.

I'm looking forward to meeting you.

[Miss_Strawberry]

10. Pervy?

I suppose you know about my horrible weekend accident then. If only they made Hallmark cards for that sort of thing!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Welcome, Miss_Strawberry!

:toast:

[Left Is Write]

9. Is her last name Shortcake?

:P

Welcome, Miss_Strawberry!

[Miss_Strawberry]

11. More like Tallcake

(-:

[LostinVA]

18. Good god -- you have almost 20 posts already

POST WHORE.

[Miss_Strawberry]

20. Rack 'em up

Well apparently you can't make posts until you make a million replies....bureaucratic nonsense!

[LostinVA]

21. And, the "magic number" changes all the time

[Miss_Strawberry]

12. Hi everyone!

I wanted to introduce myself but I didn't have enough posts....so I talked Haruka into doing it for me.

[Miss_Strawberry]

23. test

...

[LeftyMom]

13. Hi Miss_Strawberry!

:hi:

Don't believe anything that crazy woman says about me. It's all lies. Really. O8)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. LeftyMom eats lots of veal and she HATES vegetarians/vegans.

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

25. I'm over that. I'm sending veterinarians to the camps now.

Jeez, can't you at least keep up with my current projects?

[bicentennial_baby]

14. Yay! But, the question is...

is she a douchebag? :D

:hi:


:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Yes.

[Miss_Strawberry]

17. Total...

douchebag.

[xchrom]

19. that's MISS douchebag.

we try to be polite around here.

welcome -- and wear your white gloves.

[Gormy Cuss]

22. Hi Miss_Strawberry.

Are you another native of the Garden State?

I'm the mild mannered type and I'm never snarky. Honest. }(

[Miss_Strawberry]

26. Yes

Jersey girls...the rumors aren't true....possibly not even the one about me being snarky!

[bridgit]

24. just what the place needs, a little more snark...

[sniffa]

27. i can't wait to get my

snark on her.

don't worry, the bad stuff comes Later.

[L A Woman]

28. she's pretty, too...

according to her pic on the myspace thread!!!

welcome, strawberry! :-)

[Shakespeare]

29. If you're haruka's best friend, that makes you cool by default.

Welcome! :hi:

[sakabatou]

30. Irrashaimase!

[sniffa]

31. don't Lie. this is your sock.it is

i'm onto you.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. You douchebag.

She's even on my myspace page.

[Miss_Strawberry]

34. Are you implying

that I am not real?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. I'd say he's not real, but he's done his Kissinger impression for me on the phone.

:rofl:

[Miss_Strawberry]

38. oh geez....

[Forkboy]

33. There's no room for snarkiness on DU

because I'm hogging it all for my own posts!

Welcome to DU Miss Strawberry! :hi:

[NMMNG]

36. Welcome Miss Strawberry

Any friend of Haruka's is...highly likely to be arrested.

I'll keep some bail money handy. ;-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. Nah, her dad's a cop.

She'll be fine.

[NMMNG]

41. Lucky for her

With an influence like you. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

37. Welcome Miss_Strawberry

:hi:

[Poiuyt]

39. Welcome Miss Strawberry

Say something smart and snarky

[ghostsofgiants]

42. Welcome n00b!

:P

[madrchsod]

43. welcome to the theater of the lounge

where you have the pleasure to write yourself into the play...

[JackBeck]

45. If what you say is true

This wouldn't be the first time, would it?

[SPKrazy]

44. Now If She'd Just...

lose the d00d

:rofl:

she's funny and wicked cute!

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. He's a really cool dude and one day he'll be giving me free tattoos.

Definitely a keeper.

[u4ic]

47. run, RUN

while you still can....:scared: :scared: :scared:


Hi Miss_Strawberry! Welcome to DU! :toast:

[Miss_Strawberry]

48. yes....

I already get the sense that joining DU is like joining the mob...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. Whatever. You're from Jersey and your dad's a cop (and a superhero).

That's already like joining the mob.

:rofl:

[Miss_Strawberry]

50. pfft...

I'm the only girl in Jersey who gets pulled over and is asked "License and Registration....Hey...It is cold. Where is your coat missy?"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

51. I hate driving with a coat. Too confining.

Then again, I also prefer to not be wearing clothes.

[Miss_Strawberry]

52. bedtime.

I can handle clothes. It is shoes which present the real problem. I will move to a climate where I can wear flip-flops year-round. I am going to give ole' redbeard a call and get in bed. Goodnight sweetie!

[JackBeck]

53. How do you constantly crack me up?

Series!>!?!?

Your timing is classic.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. It's a gift.

From Jesus.

[JackBeck]

55. Stop!

Don't get me believing in Christ again. Now we can never get drunk together.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

56. There's a Catholic Church right down the block from the bar.

I hear the priest is gay.