Things you wouldn't say to Ann Coulter!

[UrbScotty]

I'll start with:

"My, you have sweet lips!"

[Deja Q]

1. Are you happy to see me or did you have trouble swallowing a cricket ball?

[UrbScotty]

12. DUzy AWARD WINNER!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x380114

[jobycom]

2. Everything in every language other than "Get the fuck away from me!"

[LibraLiz1973]

3. "Nice to meet you"

[Kutjara]

4. "Don't drink that! It's laced with arsenic!" n/t

[Left Is Write]

5. How wonderful to see you!

[huskerlaw]

6. Hello.

I wouldn't get that far before spitting in her face.

Ignorant bitch.

[GoneOffShore]

7. Wanta see my etchings?

[UrbScotty]

11. Ewww!!

:D

[GenDem]

8. How do you stay so "willowy"?

and..... What a lovely, long neck you have.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. "You're WAY better than taking a shotgun blast to the face!"

[RedG1]

10. An(orexic) Coulter...

the ultimate Ku Klux Kunt

[fortyfeetunder]

13. I Can't think of the name of the song, but it goes like this:

"you are so beautiful to me....you're everything I've hoped for...you're everything I need"

[philosophie_en_rose]

14. Pleased to meet you. Your last book was not utter shit. Happy Birthday (and many more).

[achtung_circus]

15. Oh baby, that's so good.

Not gonna happen.

And of course, unlikely to happen.

[Raven]

16. It's nice to finally meet an intelligent

conservative republican.

[Dave Reynolds]

17. Henry Rollins' "Letter to Ann Coulter."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSBhlw-o9E

[madinmaryland]

20. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Ann, you will just shut the fuck up!"

[Left Is Write]

23. That was hilarious.

[Book Lover]

18. "Here, let me help you up."

"Sister, you look great tonight!"

"That dress totally flatters you."

"Don't worry, I got the license plate number."

"No, you go first."

[madinmaryland]

19. "i agree with you about ..."

:scared:

[CBHagman]

21. "We're going to be such good friends."

"I wish my brother would marry someone like you."

[mitchum]

22. "You wouldn't mind sharing some of your meth, would you?"

[petronius]

24. "Wow! Your intelligent analysis has totally changed my way of thinking." (nt)

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. 'Please continue to breathe' (n/t)

[QMPMom]

26. Hello. n/t

[CanuckAmok]

27. "Don't worry, here's the antidote."

n/t

[mentalsolstice]

28. Let's talk diet, hair, fashion and makeup secrets. n/t

[LibDemAlways]

29. These are shark-infested waters. Keep out.

[951-Riverside]

30. "How many inches are you and is it thick?"

...oh wait ;)