Funny e-mail conversation with my wife:

[Squatch]

On saving money:

me: "That’s $12000 for a year. That’s my BMW motorcycle."

her: "You are such a doll! Too bad we’ll be living in the snow belt and not a tropical island."

me: "Oh…and I’m not joking about the bike. I’ve been talking about that thing for as long as you’ve known me."

her: "Yeah, and I keep telling you that I gave birth to your bike!"

LOL.
(we have a 2-year old)

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. You're a lucky fella

Wish I had me a witty S.O.




Hell, I wish I had me a breathing S.O.

[Connonym]

2. Eww, your SO is a corpse?

[reyd reid reed]

4. Wit's important...

Don't get me wrong, though. Breathing comes in handy -- especially the heavy kind for those obscene phone calls.

That was you, wasn't it?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

3. And IIRC, she is currently expecting your sidecar?

:hide:


Oh, and please, please, please stay safe over there.