Could I be any MORE of an asshole?

[HEyHEY]

Poll question: Could I be any MORE of an asshole?

I love them vanity posts!
Edit as per the guy who's too sissy to eat animal products request.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Yeah, you're definitely not trying hard enough.

[HEyHEY]

2. haha

Go fuck a cod!

[ghostsofgiants]

26. There are only so many times a guy can do that in one day.

[MonkeyFunk]

3. It depends

on your level of ambition.

[querelle]

4. You Can't Possibly Be An Asshole!

You are Canadian! We are the kindest most polite people on earth!

Hi from Ottawa!

q

[MonkeyFunk]

5. LOL

:rofl:

Ottawa. That's not a real word, is it?

[querelle]

8. No Worse Than Walla Walla

Washington..............Dontcha think?

Q

[MonkeyFunk]

9. At least Walla Walla

produces yummy onions.

Ottawa. :rofl:

[HEyHEY]

6. Yeha, But I am a vancouerite

New Yorkers leave here saying "Man, those people are dicks"

[querelle]

10. I Have To Agree

Even as a Canadian, I must agree that Van is one fucked up city. Sorry, but I'll take Montreal over Vanwhatever any day.

Q

[HEyHEY]

11. I love Vancouver though... and I love Montreal too - it's Toronto I hate

Love Quebec City too

[querelle]

16. Join The Club

Toronto (aka centre of the universe) is a crappy city. Qiebec is nice and quaint, but too small for me. Montreal is the best.

Q

[MonkeyFunk]

21. and that's what makes you

a walrus-humping seal-clubbing Canadian whackjob.

Toronto rocks!!

As does Vancouver.

But Ottawa? It's like the woodchuck of cities. :rofl:

[querelle]

27. Whatever

Asshole.

Q

[MonkeyFunk]

37. Qui? Moi?

pottymouth!

[crim son]

31. That's true, and I speak from the perspective

of a Canadian who left and then returned. I'm not sure why you people are such dicks, unless it's because you're so obviously superior :rofl:

Your sin, of course, is that you're male and have a HUGE FUCKING defense system. It's really rather charming until you tell a person to fuck off.

[HEyHEY]

34. Me personally? Or men in general?

[crim son]

38. You.

I have no guesses about men in general.

[HEyHEY]

40. aww thanks

[Redstone]

7. Probably not. but then, you're probably not trying hard enough. Come on, we KNOW

you can do better!

Redstone

[flvegan]

12. It would be tough, but you're probably up to it.

I think "anymore" should be 2 words, though, maybe with "more" in all caps.

[HEyHEY]

13. Well, it's easy when there's so much inspiration provided

[flvegan]

14. It's not the inspiration so much

as the drive to achieve. When one really, really, really wants to be an asshole, he/she can and will achieve it without inspiration JUST by seeking out the where and when they can act out.

[HEyHEY]

17. Sounds like you're a real authority on how to be an asshole

[flvegan]

18. I watch and learn.

I really should learn to give appropriate thanks to them.

[HEyHEY]

20. Kind of like Jane Goodall and the chimps except with assholes?

[flvegan]

22. Not really.

An asshole, their tendencies, abilities, etc are easily taken in (and expertise gained) over a very, very short period of time. Goodall took a good, long time learning about the primates.

Might be that...hmmm...there was more to learn/understand from primates than the typical asshole.

[HEyHEY]

23. Yeah, But wasn't Goodall... slow?

I guess I didn't know her as well.

[flvegan]

25. Not that I'm aware of.

[Dangerously Amused]

36. Slow? Slow?!? Uhm... NO.

You are correct, you really don't know her very well at all. I, on the other hand, had the honor of speaking with her at an invitation-only symposium on animal welfare at Harvard University several years ago, where she was a featured speaker.

Far, far from being "slow," Jane is an absolutely brilliant, wise and compassionate woman. I hope you also have the opportunity to meet her someday.



I think she would find you fascinating.

[MonkeyFunk]

39. LOL!!!

:rofl: :patriot: :bounce:

[liberaltrucker]

15. Not a chance!

We love you're being a Canuck asshole just the way you are!

:hi: from a Murkin asshole!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. i have nothing clever to say here...

so umm :hi:

[Cobalt-60]

24. Yes

You could be a pro Bush demonstrator.

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Hard to say, you've been on quite a streak lately.

[flvegan]

29. BA HA HA frikkin HA

Oh, that was good.

Anyone got a cig?

[Name removed]

30. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Radical Activist]

32. Think positive.

You can ALWAYS be a bigger asshole.

[Name removed]

33. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[mentalsolstice]

35. Yes, you haven't lived up to your potential

Come back next term, and we'll see if there has been any improvement.

[GirlinContempt]

41. wtf is with the deleted sub threads?

We all KNOW you're an asshole.
Those of us that MATTER still love you in spite of (or perhaps because of) it :o

[hippiechick]

42. Yes, you could be! You could act like ... you-know-who

;)

[billyskank]

43. I see you have quite a fun club here.

You must have been working hard. :D

[Critters2]

44. Robb's a dingbat nt

[tigereye]

45. gosh, what would we do without you, HeyHey?

I am sorry to say that this is one of the most amusing threads I have seen today.

( I suppose that might be a commnent on the kind of day I have had!) ;)

[Richard Steele]

46. You could if you tried. Don't let the nay-sayers ever tell you different!

[Danger Mouse]

47. You can always be MORE of an asshole. I think you can do better.

Show us your full asshole potential.
I think you can do wonders, when you put your mind to it.

Incidentally, however, I don't think you could ever be as much of an asshole as a rabid freeper type.
I just don't see that being possible. Sorry!