Shoplifting lesbians try to kill Marine with ricin, gunshot , & knife

[underpants]

This isn't news of the weird but it sure sounds like it. This is actually very serious. This guy was a regular Rasputin.

LBN but I wanted to put that headline on it. BIZARRE.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040109_1010.html

SAN DIEGO Jan. 9 — A Marine's wife and another woman were arrested with the deadly poison ricin, and authorities said the pair planned to kill the husband to get insurance money.

No terrorism was involved, the FBI said.

Authorities said Astrid K. Tepatti and Ebony Wood, both 21, were lovers who used a recipe obtained on the Internet to cook up a small amount of the poison out of castor beans.

The officers also found a pistol, a handwritten recipe for the poison and a container of castor beans, and authorities said the women were wearing clothing with sales tags still attached they had shoplifted from a department store.

Authorities said it was not the first effort to kill Tepatti's husband. Earlier Sunday, they said, Tepatti, with Wood's help, fired a handgun equipped with a potato silencer at him but he was not hurt.In late 2003, according to the FBI, Tepatti conspired with Wood to kill him by luring him to the beach and stabbing him in the neck.

[ronnykmarshall]

1. What the????

If this wasn't the first time, why weren't they in jail?

[underpants]

3. HE WON'T GO DOWN!!!!!

Tough guy.

I have no idea maybe he didn't report them to the police. :shrug:

[DS1]

18. Maybe THAT's why they're trying to get rid of him!

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


/thx for the lesbian setup!

[underpants]

20. Thank you thank you enjoy the buffet

Finally! That was sitting there forever!

Way to clear the bases.

[rfranklin]

6. I suspect he was getting off on the lesbian thing...

You know how guys dig that stuff!

[GOPisEvil]

2. That's a potato SILENCER, not slicer!

LOL...what a pair these two are.

[underpants]

4. Thanks I totally misread that

I was trying to figure out how that made any sense. That actually makes it worse, the shot the guy.

Damn silence I'm not sure that will fit in the subject line.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. I thought maybe they tried to peel him....

:)

[underpants]

7. They tried everything else

Geez!

[kmla]

11. Although the slicer thing would have been a lot funnier...

...there is no dignity in being julienned to death, I'm sure.

[GOPisEvil]

19. oooh...waffle-cut!

Ouch!

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Sounds like the plot to "I Love You to Death"....

Which I actually thought was a funny movie.

[nyrnyr1994]

13. Sounds more like

The Dixie Chicks song "Goodbye Earl" taken way too seriously. This is one freaky story. :scared: :wtf:

[CatWoman]

9. A potato slicer?

A new recipe for "freedom fries" :D

[underpants]

10. No NO a potato SILENCER

Which means they actually shot him...but it didn't hurt him.

:scared:

[CatWoman]

12. a potatoe SILENCER?????

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

wonder if they got the design from Dan Quayle?? :D

[underpants]

14. I think you fire the gun through the potato (but I don't know)

Ballistic freedom frie

[CanuckAmok]

15. "No terrorism was involved, the FBI said." Repeat:

"No terrorism was involved".

So, is that line going to be in every news story from now on?

"Denver Broncos win Superbowl. No terrorism was involved, the FBI said."

"Michael Jackson is still weird. No terrorism was involved, the FBI said."

[underpants]

16. That's why I posted that part too

I thought it strange that they would have to make that so clear.

[Liberal Veteran]

17. You do realize this sounds like it should be followed by...

"On the next Jerry Springer!"

"Shoplifting, Chemical Weapon making, attempted murderer lesbian military wives....On the next Jerry Springer!"

[underpants]

21. Check your local listings

:bounce: