Have you ever made love alone?

[NightTrain]

:evilgrin:

[burythehatchet]

Last night I ravaged my poor pillow

sigh...it sucks being single

[Deja Q]

18. Well, depending on who you are...

I'm sorry, I can't say it... this whole thread teeters on the "unacceptable" list as it stands! O8)

[underpants]

1. My God you are a fantastic lover. Gee thanks....

I practice a lot when I'm by myself

-Woody Allen "Love and Death"

[Intelsucks]

2. That would make you a master-baiter.

so you'd probably be fishing alone too.

[WillParkinson]

3. 37 minutes ago...

And I was FANTASTIC!

[terrya]

4. All I can say is my left hand gets jealous of my right hand. :-) eom

[PVnRT]

5. If it weren't for Rosie

I wouldn't get any at all...

6. these copy cat threads

are getting out of hand - pun intended

[XNASA]

7. Only Narcissists do that.

I prefer the term "Auto-nookie".

[ArkDem]

8. Ahem...............

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

[plcdude]

9. do pictures

count as companions otherwise on a regular basis.

[plcdude]

10. do pictures

movies, magazines, or books count as companions otherwise on a regular basis.

[coolhand27]

11. PALMela HANDerson

She will never say no!!

[Padraig18]

12. On average, once a day.

That holds me until Tony gets home. :evilgrin:

[populistmom]

13. Dude

If I'm going to see you next week, there's no way I'm telling you about my personal..ahem...solitary experiences. :evilgrin:

[NightTrain]

14. Ah! So the gathering on the 17th *is* still on?

Now all I need to know is: where and at what time???

[populistmom]

15. Posted a thread

[VOX]

16. Masturbation sequence, as depicted by emoticons...

:crazy: :puffpiece: :tinfoilhat: :bounce: :nuke: :smoke:

Guys (single, married, straight, gay, young, old) never get tired of choking the bishop. Seems to be a hard-wired, essential function.

Let's have a show of (free) hands! :toast:

[Padraig18]

17. LOL!

:P

[Deja Q]

19. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks! LOL!