LAX passenger hides "rock from another planet" up his ass; bomb squad called

bif

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Wed Mar-07-07 01:55 PM
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LAX passenger hides "rock from another planet" up his ass; bomb squad called

Edited on Wed Mar-07-07 02:09 PM by bif

Authorities called in the bomb squad early Tuesday and diverted a flight to Las Vegas after Los Angeles International Airport security screeners found hidden wires and other objects in a body cavity of a Philadelphia-bound passenger.

Fadhel Al-Maliki, a 35-year-old Iraqi national living in Atlantic City, N.J., had been flagged by security officials at LAX and was undergoing a secondary "selectee screening" when he set off a metal detector.

Al-Maliki, a former security guard, told screeners that he knew what had triggered the alarm and proceeded to remove items from his rectum, including a rock, chewing gum and thin wire filament

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http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lax7mar07,1,1041641.story?coll=la-headlines-california

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CottonBear

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Wed Mar-07-07 02:56 PM
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1. WTF? Why? Wouldn't that hurt? Damn, that's a weird story. n/t

Edited on Wed Mar-07-07 02:59 PM by CottonBear

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bif

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Wed Mar-07-07 06:11 PM
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6. Isn't that how everyone relaxes?

You just shove a rock up your ass. Works for rme!

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CottonBear

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Thu Mar-08-07 11:43 AM
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7. LOL!

:spray:

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Blue-Jay

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Wed Mar-07-07 02:58 PM
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2. .

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AllegroRondo

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Wed Mar-07-07 03:00 PM
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3. great. you thought airport security was bad now, just wait.

remember after the shoe-bomb scare, they made everyone take off their shoes to go through security?

wonder what they're going to make everyone do now.

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Javaman

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Wed Mar-07-07 03:59 PM
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4. This is Dr. Fingerinyourass he will be checking your throat...nt

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Little Wing

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Wed Mar-07-07 04:02 PM
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5. It's a turd from another world

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Bunny

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Thu Mar-08-07 11:52 AM
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8. I'm not sure what the big deal is. Who hasn't hid the 'rock from

another planet" up their ass? :shrug:

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