If you ran for public office....what would be your campaign slogan?

[terrya]

[Richard Steele]

1. "Vote for Steele.....No, really, I'm serious! Come back here!"

[REP]

55. For You: "Yes, That's My Real Name and No You Can't Touch It"

[Richardo]

2. "Richardo: Look around. How bad could he be, really?"

[Hugin]

3. "Get the trash off the streets... Vote Prag."

Think about it... Think about it...

[zappa_parappa]

4. "I will eat your baby"

[taterguy]

5. Taterguy: Fuck Yeah

[billyskank]

6. Beagles up!!!

[Richardo]

7. .

I'd vote for you! :applause:

[Critters2]

17. "Speak softly and carry a beagle"! nt

[Kerrytravelers]

8. Kerrytravelers: Why not? Everybody else has fucked things up.

Then I'd :shrug: with a "why not" expression.

[azmouse]

9. "Telling Reps to 'go *$#@ themselves' every day of her life."

Vote azmouse. :patriot:

[Bunny]

10. Hi, I'm Bunny! How do you like me so far?

:thumbsup:

[tigereye]

19. Bunny!

how are ya, girl?

What's shakin?

Miss seeing you around here (since I haven't been around much)

[Bunny]

21. I'm good, how about you?

Can't wait for spring!

Can I count on your vote? :hi:

[tigereye]

26. sure, but is your pie better than mine? (see my slogan below)

Did your kids have off school today? I was so steamed, since the school said 2 hour delay and then changed it a half hour later! :grr:

I had to cancel two work appts, since my husband had to go to work. And then there was very little snow later. Crap.

[Bunny]

29. Oh hell, I can't bake a pie for shit - I'll definitely vote for you!

We had a 2-hour delay today, while EVERY OTHER school in our general area was closed. My district rarely closes, and is usually among the last to call a delay. I decided to work from home today, so I got some things done here.

[tigereye]

33. yeah it used to be that the city schools (which affects my son's

school closings due to buses, etc.) didn't close often. But lately they seem to be panicking. And at the last minute! I don't get it, the roads looked fine by the time I would have had to get him there for the 2 hour delay.)

[dropkickpa]

37. Tell me about it

Thank god my mum was able to watch Dropkid for the whole day, I'dve been screwn otherwise. They NEVER cancelled school when I went back in the early '90s, this is bull crap. I'm going to write a letter to the school board bitching because they are supposed to have the full notification out by 5:30am at the latest, not change it up at 9am. I would have had to leave work if mum hadn't been able to watch her for the whole day.

[Guava Jelly]

11. I promise to do Nothing!

Pass no new laws that take away any freedoms.
Status quo will be on my campaign poster

[ZombieNixon]

12. ZombieNixon: Who better to lead the zombie takeover?

ZombieNixon: Listen, he can't be worse than the real one.
ZombieNixon: Are those impeachment bills in your pocket or are you just happy to see him?

[billyskank]

22. ZombieNixon. You thought the bastard was DEAD but he's BACK!!!

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

13. Freedom & Liberty...for me & my homeys!!

:patriot:

[otherlander]

14. "No, YOU'RE crazy!"

[edbermac]

15. I'd paraphrase Bush Sr. - A thousand pints of Light...

[Critters2]

16. "What's the worst that could happen?" nt

[REP]

56. "Yay, Rabies!"

To go with "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"

[tigereye]

18. cuz I'm so nice and reasonable and bake a mean pie!

:rofl:

(I'm getting silly from too much writing today, and both the kid and husband underfoot all day!)

[Broken_Hero]

20. ...........

[trof]

23. "trof... The People's Panacea"

;-)

[johnnie]

24. Mine

"If you don't vote for me, you're a dick"

[Richard Steele]

28. True. I'm voting for Tigerey- she's hinted that there may be PIE in it for me!

I hope it's apple!

[Dave Reynolds]

25. "Dave Reynolds,

Hey, I'm not as bad as half of these assholes!"

[MissMillie]

27. "Vote for me, or.... BITE ME!!!"

Yeah, that ought to do it.

[Richard Steele]

30. Looks like a win/win for me when I vote for Tigereye!

Pie _AND_ Millie-biting?

BEST...ELECTION DAY...EVER!!! :evilgrin:

[suninvited]

31. PICK ME..PICK ME!!

[Gormy Cuss]

32. Yeah I'm running. Got a problem with that?

Yes, I understand that is probably not a good strategy. :)

[hellbound-liberal]

34. "Rugged good looks, commanding voice and contagious enthusiasm ... who needs them?"

Vote for Irk!

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. "Vote for Pedro"

What do you mean that's already taken?

[cloudbase]

36. Never been indicted! n/t

[Strawman]

38. Pot in every chicken

[Redstone]

39. "I Owe Nobody."

Redstone

[DainBramaged]

40. Not your average crazy person, but just like you

[Generic Brad]

41. Here to help, not to profit

Good luck raising campaign funds for that, eh?

[Drum]

44. But...kudos, for sincerity.

[Telly Savalas]

42. Vote for me or the Lord will unleash His furious vengeance upon this world.

[Random_Australian]

43. If I am not elected, I will put atheism and gay into the NY water supply!

It's contagious! (Or at least if you were a world-class dumbass you might think that, and all the smart people would vote for me for bieng so postmodern as to have such a weird campaign slogan)

[swag]

45. "Everything is so meaningless, we may as well be extraordinary."

[Fenris]

46. "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

[doc03]

47. For sale to highest bidder n/t

[amitten]

48. "Let Me Do It." n/t

[u4ic]

49. u4ic: Turn that frown upside down

:silly:

[Richard Steele]

50. "Oo! oo! OO! Mister Voter!"

[Lethe]

51. Vote for None of the Above

heh i was just thinking of that movie Brewster's Millions.

it would actually be "LEGALIZE IT"

[AshevilleGuy]

52. ...And now for someone completely different! n/t

[liberal hypnotist]

53. Watch My Greed Grow! Vote?

[REP]

54. You've Had Despotic - Now Try Psychotic!

[krispos42]

57. "Can you do better?" n/t