God? If you are listening we could REALLY use a CAPTION

[underpants]

[R3dD0g]

1. Does is smell all the way over there?

[CanuckAmok]

2. Not a caption, an observation:

Maybe the priest is in the middle of a death spasm. Remember Omen II? Maybe GWB just arranged to have the flagpole run through his body.

"Let this be a lesson to all you Catholics, Jews, Moslems, Agnostics, Athiests, and Unitarians.... It's my way or the highway; the BCCS: Baptist Church of Convenient Scripture. Unless you want the ol' flagpole through your spine..."

[underpants]

4. Right

Death spasms How could have forgotten about death spasms?

LoL too funny.

[magidon]

7. An observation on your observation

I think he's a Methodist, not a Baptist. They're actually moderate compared to Baptists, believe it or not.

[underpants]

9. AND they get out of church earlier

My wife told me that at their church (Baptist) the preacher used to actually mention that he was almost done and that they might get a leg up on the "Methodist traffic".

[CanuckAmok]

10. Ah, good to know...

So there's a Methodist to his madness. I'll remember that.

[magidon]

3. "When I said Iraq had WMDs, I was just speaking in tongues!"

[Hoosier Democrat]

5. "And to chair our "No Child's behind Left..."

[underpants]

6. Oh merciful Lord could you please beam me up?

ANYTHING to get away from this guy.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Hahahahaha! You think you're going to heaven? Hahahahahaha! That's rich!

[underpants]

11. Hahaha (okay Lord we have a fix on his position for the lightning strikes)

:bounce:

[pansypoo53219]

12. dude,

i am TRYING to be residentialist over here.

[punpirate]

13. "Please, Lord, make him stop!"

[cosmicdot]

14. W: I cannot tell a lie.

[rucky]

15. God just told me he hasn't spoken to you in years.

[AlGore-08.com]

16. Smirk: An' as it sayeth in the Book of Elvis, Chap'er Twelve Versus Two:

An' Jay-sus said unto the Chil'ens of Israel: "Whosoeveretheth don't be a true Christian an' vote for the onliest true Christian type Prez'net candy-date, Texas Gub'ner Prez'net George W. Bush, I shall smitetheth them big time. I meanth, I shall like totally go mid-evil on his ass. I'm not talkin' 'bout no halfway measures here, like what Poppy did that one time when he found that twelve year old Mexican boy prostitute chained under my bed at Yale. I mean I - - the I here bein' the Lord Jay-suz his'self - - I iz gonna kick butt and take namez for like a gazillion years." So sayetheth the Lord Jay-suz, an' his Daddy give 'em a big ole "A-men", 'cause Jay-suz's Daddy loved his son, unlike some other heartless bastards I could mention, an' you kin tell how much he loved his son 'cause he didn't never take away his son's toot or his Zima jus' 'cause the kid had some way totally stupid ole State of the Union speech in an hour or somethin'. And then the Lord went on to spake a bit further on the vital n'cesity of elimin'atin' all taxes on all petroch'mical corporashuns... "