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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 09:20 PM
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Poll question: What's the one and only correct answer to the question ...
... Do these pants make my butt look big?"

Just in case I ever need to know ... :D
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 09:32 PM
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1. "Let me step back a little and see."
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 10:18 PM
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9. Step back how far? Next room? Down the hall? Out the front door?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 09:35 PM
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2. The correct response is to fake a seizure
or jump out the nearest window.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 09:36 PM
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3. "No your butt makes your butt look big.."
How Stella Got her Groove Back
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 09:43 PM
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4. Sidestep the question
Say, "Gawd, that fabulous ass! C'mere!"

Then walk toward her while ogling her butt and making growling sounds.
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 09:45 PM
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5. I thought the correct response was to stuff a Twix in your mouth.
:P
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 09:55 PM
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6. You might have a real future in today's tasteless advertising environment!
What a commercial concept! :evilgrin:
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 10:10 PM
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7. Unfortunately, yes. That's where I eke out my meager existence.
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-07-07 10:17 PM
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8. Your butt is beautiful...or
Edited on Wed Mar-07-07 10:29 PM by Engi
break out into song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taXkvGakRfs
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