So, I was perusing lavalife and saw the girl next door.... literally

[HEyHEY]

Poll question: So, I was perusing lavalife and saw the girl next door.... literally

The girl that grew up next door to me is on there. What should I do?

[Redstone]

1. The fuck is a "lavalife," if you don't mind me asking?

Redstone

[HEyHEY]

3. it's like an internet dating site

And the number one place to meet sexy singles!

[Redstone]

5. Aha. So that would be why I don't know about it. God, I'm glad I'm not single; the options

are truly overwhelming.

Redstone

[HEyHEY]

6. You kidding me? It's awesome

Basically it's a great place to score!

[mentalsolstice]

8. You & me, Redstone

You & me. There's too much out there these days. Our singletons have my utmost respect...and jealousy. In some ways it's so much more difficult these days, but in other ways, it's so much more simple.

I'm just so far out of it...16+ years since I went out on a first date. I get so excited for my currently single friends when they go out, yet I wonder if I can really relate...

[Maddy McCall]

13. Not all of us who are single are looking.

I'm not. I'm diggin' my own self right now...I'm too selfish.

:)

[Blue-Jay]

2. Ask her how she feels about anal sex.

Jeez. Do I have to tell you EVERYTHING?

[HEyHEY]

4. Maybe I should apologize for never inviting her over to go swimming

[GirlinContempt]

7. Option 5 is a trap

if she was cute you'd never send her any other way

[HEyHEY]

9. I think she may hate me

I can't remember what the status if things are

[GirlinContempt]

10. Did you push her in to the bay?

[HEyHEY]

11. I think I pissed on her treefort

[GirlinContempt]

12. Treefort eh?

Impressive range

[Nicole]

14. Say "Hey! It's me!" and catch up. n/t