If I wore these shoes, would I get a date?

[Whoa_Nelly]

or an offer for something?? :P



They're available now on eBay!
http://tinyurl.com/2gdul6

[Cabcere]

1. You'd probably get

really sore feet? :shrug: :P

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. They're a combo ballet pointe slipper and weird type fetish shoe

...and I was only browsing ebay for some ankle strap flats....

[graywarrior]

WTF?

I think they're made for "laying down."

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Or made for making someone want to lay down with someone

all the while "donating" dollar bills for incentive :P

[ThomCat]

24. They're sure as hell not meant for walking in.

:wow:

Those must hurt like hell to wear.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Something...

like free hospitalization? :shrug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. Or a shameless plea for nightly foot rubs

:D

[Ptah]

3. Hmmmmm

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Yup!

Now those are shoes I used to love to wear...even to the point of taping my toes to keep them from bleeding too much!

[Critters2]

5. Well, you'd get

leg cramps like I don't even want to think about!!!

[BarenakedLady]

6. Hmmmm pointe shoes with heels....

Not something you see everyday. They are still probably more comfortable than the real thing though. LoL. Does it come with lambs wool? (ballet dancers wrap around toes to protect them)

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. I always preferred the toe pads over lamb's wool

but these shoes I found on eBay are something like I have never seen!

At my age, would probably need crutches to just to "walk" in them! :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

17. Toe pads?...those must have been after my day...

I'm freakin' old baby! I've only ever seen lamb's wool which would always split apart and not cover the one toe that hurts the most. Ouch!

Every once in awhile I will strap those suckers on me and walk around the house. My girls get a kick out of it and I get to remember the pain! LoL. I can almost smell the resin.....ahhhh.

[Whoa_Nelly]

19. I started using toe pads in 1968

Toe pads


Danced for 35 years. Greatest en pointe accomplishment was 68 fouette en dehors with no stop, no miss, no moving from spot :woohoo:

[BarenakedLady]

28. Well where the hell where they when I needed them?

This was in the early to late 80's. Hmmmm, maybe RI wasn't up with the times, or my studio wasn't anyway. Those look quite comfy.

And holy crap...68? You sure got me beat by...uhm I'd say 60. LoL.

[Whoa_Nelly]

29. Fouette en dehors

It's the en dedans that was really hard to do! ;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Self-delete Had a mismouse and posted twice

[MassLiberal]

8. ow!

My tootsies would not like those shoes. :scared:

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. AW...c'mon! At $87.99 they're a STEAL!

And there are three pairs available!


maybe we can start a dance troupe!

[Richard Steele]

9. Looks like a good way to meet doctors.

Or at least EMTs.....

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. Hmmmm... you may be on to something there!

:woohoo:

[marzipanni]

15. You could carry these to change into for walking

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. Cockroach Killers! Ladies Style!

Ye-OWCH!

[GoneOffShore]

18. Cheaper than D&G

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. OK...am at a loss

What's D&G?

(This question brought to you by the woman who JUST learned yesterday the REAL deifinition of camel toe! :rofl: )

[QMPMom]

34. Dolce & Gabbana.

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/template/catB9.jhtml?itemId=cat4730731&parentId=cat12590735&masterId=cat000020&grandMasterId=cat000199&cmCat=

[WCGreen]

20. Carefull....

You'll put your eye out....

[Whoa_Nelly]

22. ...or yours!

:hide:


Hi WC! :hi: :loveya:

[WCGreen]

25. To sleep, perchance to dream.....

[alittlelark]

26. You would get a date w/ a podiatrist

Who will help you with your broken ankle and crushed toes.

[Whoa_Nelly]

32. And he would love every minute of it!

;)

[SeattleGirl]

27. Nelly, honey, my feet hurt just looking at those shoes!

Now, I love a great sexy pair of shoes, but.....

:7

[Whoa_Nelly]

35. How about these?

Available on eBay!

[lildreamer316]

30. You'd get a 'master' hitting on you; that's for sure.

Those are straight-up fetish shoes. My best friend used to be a dominatrix.
I've been entertaning for 12 years and I can't wear them.

[Whoa_Nelly]

36. I don;t know how anyone could wear them without tipping over

But, maybe that's the point! ;)

[lildreamer316]

38. Exactly.n/t

[QMPMom]

31. Looks like you'd be pretty much guaranteed an *injury*

of some sort. Dang. Those things are ugly and creepy looking. But, there are probably some people stupid enough to buy them.

[Whoa_Nelly]

37. yup,,,,footsore takin' takin' on a while new meaning

owie!

[Madspirit]

33. Those shoes are scary looking n/t

[Ava]

39. eek! that's suicide!

:rofl:

[realisticphish]

40. Ya know

i'm glad I'm a guy. You know what my dress shoes are? 6 year old band shoes from high school. And they still look great :thumbsup:

[sammythecat]

41. You're gonna need a walker....

that might subtract a bit from the sexiness.

[dEMOK]

42. Yeah - You'd get hit on by guys with a...

...dominatrix/ballerina obsession.

[pokerfan]

43. Yuck

These on the other hand...



Still look kinda uncomfortable but at least they don't look weird.

And it means winter is over.

[Wetzelbill]

44. you have me already...

Yes... I am that easy... kind of.. :)

[KitchenWitch]

45. Those are called "Fuck Me" shoes.

I cannot imagine that anyone could actually stand and walk in them.

[Ellipsis]

46. If you ran a hundred yard dash in those...

you'd get a marriage proposal.

:P and then some.

[Omphaloskepsis]

47. They scream "High Maintenance."

I would run in the opposite direction so fast.. Well, actually I would walk at a normal pace.. That would probably be twice as fast as the person wearing those monsters could go.

edit -- I went a little crazy with the shift key..

[HEyHEY]

48. Ballerinas would yell "CHEATER!"

[SPKrazy]

49. Totally Bizarre...

like toe shoes with stiletto heels?

Never seen anything like that myself.

:shrug: